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  • 1 Sardar Ki Shadi Pe
    1 Sardar Ki Shadi Pe Sab Sardar He Aaye Huay Thay,

    Khana Start Hua to 1 Sardar ne
    Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha:
    Shayd Ye Bhi Khanay Wali Chaez Hai.

    Jub Woh Khane Laga to Us k Dost Oonchi Aawaz Mai Kehne Lagey

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    Oeye Na Khaein Phikka Ee. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui
    1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.

    Rukhsati k Waqt Dulhan Pehle Maa k Galay lag k Roi,
    Phir Baap k,
    Phir Bhai k Galay lag k roi.

    Sardar ji ne Dulhan le Jane Se inkaar Kar Diya or Kaha:


    "Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hundi
    Te Mere Kolon Kenj Howe Gi."


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • New Married Sardarji
    New Married Couple of Sardar and Sardarni

    Sardarni: Hamari Shadi ko 24 Ghantay ho Chukay hain

    Sardar: Aur aisa lagta hai jaise Kal ki baat ho. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Sardar Raste Main
    3 Sardar Raste Se Ja Rahe The, Teeno Ne Ek Murga Dekha.

    1st Sardar: Ye Murga Hai.

    2nd Sardar: Ye Murgi Hai.

    3rd Sardar: Ise Pathar Marte Hain
    Agar Bhaga To Murga
    Or
    Agar Bhagi To Murgi. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Converted Sentence
    Teacher: 'I killed a Person' Convert this sentence into Future Tense.


    SARDARJI: The Future tense is 'You will go to Jail.' :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • SardarJi was Walking
    Once a SARDARJI was walking.

    He had a glove only on one hand .
    So the man asked him why he did so.
    He replied that the weather forecast announced that.

    On one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar's Cellular Phone
    SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

    He picks it up and


    Says 'Hello, How did you know I was Here?'


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Made Double Century
    Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

    Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

    Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

    K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(


  By: Zohan   Send To Mobile
  • Dono Kaan Jal Gaye
    Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

    Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?

    Sardar: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.
    Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li.

    Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
    Sardar: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.


  By: Zohan   Send To Mobile
  • Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain
    Boy:
    Meny Suna Hai is Ghar Main Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain.

    Sardar: Pata Nahi!

    Mjhe to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogae Hain.

    Moral: Sardaro Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Aqal Nahi Aati. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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