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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:
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1 Sardar Ki Shadi Pe
1 Sardar Ki Shadi Pe Sab Sardar He Aaye Huay Thay,
Khana Start Hua to 1 Sardar ne
Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha:
Shayd Ye Bhi Khanay Wali Chaez Hai.
Jub Woh Khane Laga to Us k Dost Oonchi Aawaz Mai Kehne Lagey
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Oeye Na Khaein Phikka Ee. :-)
By:
SAYYAM
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1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui
1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati k Waqt Dulhan Pehle Maa k Galay lag k Roi,
Phir Baap k,
Phir Bhai k Galay lag k roi.
Sardar ji ne Dulhan le Jane Se inkaar Kar Diya or Kaha:
"Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hundi
Te Mere Kolon Kenj Howe Gi."
By:
SAYYAM
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3 Sardar Raste Main
3 Sardar Raste Se Ja Rahe The, Teeno Ne Ek Murga Dekha.
1st Sardar: Ye Murga Hai.
2nd Sardar: Ye Murgi Hai.
3rd Sardar: Ise Pathar Marte Hain
Agar Bhaga To Murga
Or
Agar Bhagi To Murgi. :-)
By:
AsiM
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SardarJi was Walking
Once a SARDARJI was walking.
He had a glove only on one hand .
So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced that.
On one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
By:
Jasper
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Dono Kaan Jal Gaye
Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:
Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li.
Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?
Sardar: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.
By:
Zohan
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Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain
Boy:
Meny Suna Hai is Ghar Main Jinn Bhoot Rehte Hain.
Sardar: Pata Nahi!
Mjhe to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogae Hain.
Moral: Sardaro Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Aqal Nahi Aati. :-)
By:
SAYYAM
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