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  • Kuttay ki Dum Kati Hui Thi
    Ek Kuttay ki Dum Katti Hui Thi,
    Ek Sardaar ne Usay Rok Kar Poocha....

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    Cutting Kahan Se Karwai Hai?


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Yaar Maachis Kahan Hai?
    Raat ko 2 Sardar Chhat Pe So Rahe They.


    1st Sardar Dosre Se: Yaar Maachis Kahan Pe Hai?



    2nd Sardar: Teeli Jala k Dekh Le Yahin Hogi. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Ground Mai Ek Garha Khoda
    Ek Sardar Ne Ground Mai Ek Garha Khoda.
    Aur us Mein ja k Beth Kar Kuch Sochne Laga.

    2nd Sardar: Aye ki ho Riya Aye Paa G.

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    1st Sardar: Doongyaan Sochaan.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Where is Abu Dabi?
    Deadly IQ Question.

    Friend to Sardar: "Where is Abu Dabi?"

    Sardar:

    Jithy Ammi Dabi,

    Ody Naal e zara para kr k Abu Dabi. :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti
    Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti
    To Tumhen Bohat Pyar Karti
    Aur Tumhari Har Baat Manti.



    Little Sardar: O Bibi! Bas Kar Dramay,
    Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Part Time Sweeper
    It was Happening In a Hospital that ICU Patients Died in Same Bed Every Sunday at 11 am..

    Dr Thought it is Something Super Natural..

    Worldwide Expert Team was Formed 2 Investigate the Cause.

    Next Sunday Few Min before 11am All Dr & Nurses Stand around that Bed and Start Waiting to see What it was.

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    A Sardar,
    Part Time Sunday Sweeper, Entered the ICU,

    Unpluged the Life Support System of that Bed & Plugged In His Mobile Charger. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • SardarsJi Eating Hotdog
    Two Sardars in US Eating Hotdog for the First Time.

    Sardar 1 opens the Bread, Looks Inside,
    Feels Embarrassed n asks 2nd Sardar.

    "Which Part of the Dog Did you Get?" :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Set Naya Liya Hai?
    Friend: Khan Sahab Set Naya Liya Hai?

    Sardar: Mere Cousin Ka Hai.

    Friend: Cousin ka Mobile Aapke Pas Kia Kar Raha Hai?


    Sardar: Yaar Wo jab Bhi Milta Tha Kehta Tha,

    Tu Mera Phone Kyon Nahi Uthata.

    Main Utha Laya. :-)


  By: Zindagi Rocks   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Haath Mai Kya Hai?
    Fauji Prade K Doraan Officer ne Sardar Sipahi Se Pocha.

    Officer: Ye Haath Mai Kya Hai?

    Ram Singh: Sir, Ye Bandook Hai.

    Officer: Ye Bandook Nahi Tumhari Izzat, Tumhari Shaan, Tumhari Maa Hai.

    Officer to 2nd Sardar: Tumhary Haath Mai Kya Hai?

    2nd Sardar: Sir Ye Ram Singh ki Maa Hai. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Mechanical Engineer Dog
    A Sardar was Going on a Road.

    He Saw a Dog Sitting Under a Car.

    He Pulled out the Dog and said.

    "BAAR NIKAL,

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    IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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