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  • Qualification Of A Girl
    Sardar Asked The Qualification Of A Girl.

    Girl Replied: "Double M.A"

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    Sardar Asked: Kyun Pehla Ghalat Ho Gaya Tha? :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day
    Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

    Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
    Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.


    Sardar: Theek Hai,



    Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga
    Sardar Friend Se:

    Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

    Friend: Kyon?


    Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

    Friend: To Kya Hua??


    Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardarji Ne New Car Li
    Sardarji Ne New Car Li,

    Aur Us Ke Door Par Likhwa Diya...

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    *Darwaza Bahar Ki Taraf Kholein.*


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Dinner Should be Light
    Q: Why is Sardarji standing below A tube light with a open mouth?


    A: Because his Doctor advised Him Today's Dinner Should be Light. :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ne Radio Theak Karwaya
    Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

    Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
    Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.


    Sardar: Theek Hai,



    Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Mun Me Pani Aana
    Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


    "Mun Me Pani Aana"





    Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
    Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


    Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Kitni Lambi Umar Hai
    Sarda ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

    Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

    Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


    Sardar: Lo Batao,




    Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ji's Name Plate
    Sardar's Friend: Yaar,
    Last year the Name Plate Outside your House
    Read Santa Singh, B.A.
    This year it Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
    When did you Finish your Masters Degree?



    Sardar: You don't understand.

    Last year my wife died,

    I put B.A. to indicate "Bachelor Again".

    Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is "Married Again". :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Batwa mery pas hy
    Srdar & Srdarni in bus
    Srdarni:
    Suno ji pechy wala admi meri Bra me Hath dal raha hy
    Sardar:
    Tu fikr na kr Usy kiya pata k batwa mery pas hy


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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