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Sardarji with an Englishman



Sardarji takes a Flight to Singapore and he is Seated next to An Englishman.

Sardarji open his Tiffin and Serves himself a Roti.

ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Bread India

Sardarji then opens the Box of Jalebi.

ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Sweet India

With all the food he Hogged on, Sardarji lets out a huge Fart!
The Englishman is Offended and in Shock Asks.

ENGLISHMAN: What Was That?
Sardarji: Air India :-)



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