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Mother!



Teacher: Santa batao `M' for kya hota hai?
Santa: Sir, Mother!
Teacher: Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai.
Teacher: Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa: Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?



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