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Best Collection of New Santa Banta Jokes at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of funny santa banta sms, santabanta sms jokes, funny santa banta sms, santa banta jokes for your friends. We have our all time favorite santa banta jokes / santa banta sms, Funny santabanta Jokes. Do not hesitate to send them to your loved ones and friends. Funny Santa banta jokes are here for you to enjoy! A huge collection of santa banta jokes and messages. You can also submit santa banta sms and jokes here.

• SINGH....
  Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh?
  Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

  By: Lupoka   Send To Mobile

• Convert to English
  Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
  Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...

  By: Wahaj   Send To Mobile

• ombay ombay
  Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."
  
  air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"

  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile

• Cheat the railways
  Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
  A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile

• Party wear
  Santa: goes to buy underwear,
  on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
  it is of Rs 500.
  
  Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
  Party wear nahi chahiye!!

  By: Altaf Hussain Khali   Send To Mobile

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  Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;
  Santa aage nahi bada;
  Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?
  Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!

  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile

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  police : santa , tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jaygi.
  santa : ha ha ha ! mein toh subah uthta he 8 baje hun .

  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile

• What's Ford?
  What's Ford?
  Santa: Gaadi.
  What's Oxford?
  Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile

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  Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
  Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
  Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

  By: Japan   Send To Mobile

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  Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
  Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
  Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

  By: Japan   Send To Mobile

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