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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Santa & Lion
    How can a Santa kill a Lion?

    Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion:

    "I'll drink Poison... and let the Lion eat me."


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • SANTA AND AN ENGLISH MAN

    An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.
    Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
    Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.


  By: DEEPAK   Send To Mobile
  • SANTA AND BOSS
    Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
    Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
    Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.


  By: DEEPAK   Send To Mobile
  • Andhera
    Santa: Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.

    Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?

    Santa: Andhera.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Hum To Kirayedar Hain
    Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

    Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Matlab Puchunga
    Santa: Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
    Banta: Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
    Santa: Kyun?
    Banta: Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Is A Guy !!!
    Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green Grass But,
    Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . . . . . . .

    Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Dead Sea
    Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal.
    Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
    Santa: Yes, I Have.
    Banta:My Dad Killed It.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Banta owned a factory
    Banta owned a factory.
    He issued orders that only married
    men would be employed.
    Friend asks: Why this ?

    Banta reply:
    Because married men are more obedient.


  By: Rashid Safi   Send To Mobile
  • Scooty le aya
    Santa: Ye scooty kab li
    Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo
    chahiye le lo ,
    main Scooty le aya.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
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