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1. We'll apply NEXT YEAR  By: Munna Bhai
   When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you h...


2. Itna Bada Ho Gaya  By: Rooman Qamar
   Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi? Banta:Yar Main Apni Maa Par Gaya...


3. Whose Skeleton Is That  By: Master Mind
   Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Santa: Tipu Sultan’s Skeleton. Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Ne...


4. Postman...  By: faisal
   Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U c...


5. Santa Helmet Pehen K  By: Rooman Qamar
   Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs.. Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He...


6. Brand New Ford IKON  By: Rooman Qamar
   Man: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON 4 My Wife! Santa: Wow! Dats Unbelievable Exchange Offer!...


7. Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?  By: Water
   Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab...


8. Santa to Bill Gates  By: vPaki
   Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho! Gates: Why? Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business W...


9. Suit bada sohna paya hai  By: Rooman Qamar
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10. Santa apni gal friend ko  By: Rooman Qamar
    Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm fall...


11. Koi acha sa kapda  By: vPaki
    Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye. Salesman: Plain main dikhaon? Santa: Abey hawai j...


12. Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal  By: vPaki
    Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya...


13. Santa in aptitude test  By: Funter
    Santa in aptitude test: River Kaveri is in which state? Santa: Liquid State. :-)...


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15. Name of your Car  By: Usama
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