Types of Tenses
Teacher: Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
Santa: Teen maidam.
Teacher: Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa: Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
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