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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • 2 Saal Pehle ka Bukhar
    Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...


    Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.



    Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

    Ab Naha Lun?


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Ek Kar k Aao
    Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
    Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

    Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
    Santa: Phir?

    Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Antim Ichha
    Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?


    Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • MP3 Songs Load karwana
    Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.

    Servicing Man: Memory card hai?

    Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • China ki Chez
    Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctr
    Se laar rhe the
    .
    Major Rohail:
    Kya hova?
    .
    Santa Banta:
    Doctr ne operation me orignal
    Cheze nekal kr china ke
    Daal de hy


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Social Work
    Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.

    Batna: Social Work?

    Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Live on Small Income
    Banta to his new bride Preeto,
    Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to Live on my small income?

    Preeto: Of course dear, no trouble. But what will you live on?


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • A Lie Detector
    Banta: Have you ever seen A lie detector?



    Santa: Yes I married her....


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • I'm taking Revenge
    Santa sitting on the roadside:
    Banta asks y r u wasting time?

    Santa: I'm taking revenge?
    Banta: How?

    Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Police or Ambulance?
    Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
    and he is eating the cake I made.

    Banta: Whom should I call now,
    Police or Ambulance?


  By: Shani Ansari   Send To Mobile
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