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1. Santa opened a petrol pump  By: Jasper
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2. How do u do  By: Jasper
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6. Sunder Larki  By: Dapper
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9. SANIA MIRZA Se Baat  By: Pieces
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11. HAWALAAT  By: wahabi
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