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Best Collection of New Santa Banta Jokes at Funny SMS

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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Police or Ambulance
    Santa: Look a Thief has Entered our Kitchen.
    And he is Eating the Cake I Made.


    Banta: Whom should I Call Now,


    Police or Ambulance? :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Good And Bad News
    Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.

    Good News is That:
    Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.

    Banta: Aur Bad News?

    Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(


  By: Ahad Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • In 1OO Meter Race
    In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced

    1

    2

    3

    Start.

    All Started Running Except Santa.


    Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting?

    Santa: My No Is 4! :-)


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • All Cards Accepted
    Waiter gives bill to Santa:

    Santa: Take this card.
    Waiter: But sir, This is voter card.
    Santa: So what? You have written there ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Lost His Dog
    Santa: I lost my dog.

    Banta: Put an advertisement in newspaper.

    Santa: Don't be silly.
    My dog can't read newspaper.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Girl Friend And Mobile
    Santa: What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile?

    Banta: Both Are Disconnected
    When There Is NO Money.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Churrail ki Churrail
    Santa: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai,
    Ladke Mar ke Bhoot Ban Jate Hain.

    Banta: Aur Ladkiyan?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Santa: Chudail Ki Chudail rahti hai...


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • SMS & Petrol
    Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?

    Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.

    Santa: Petrol & SMS?

    Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
    Dur bike pr jana prta hy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Mosquito and a Fly
    Santa: What is another Difference between a Mosquito and a Fly?

    Banta: A Fly can fly but a Mosquito cannot mosquito. :P


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
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