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SMS Reseller's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: SMS Reseller
Location: Islamabad
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Member Since: 24 Apr 2009

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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: SMS Reseller


  • Mommy, I love you
    Mommy, I love you
    For all that you do.
    I'll kiss you and hug you
    Cause you love me, too.
    You feed me and need me
    To teach you to play,
    So smile cause I love you
    On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you.


    •   Category: Mothers Day SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • One of the joys
    One of the joys in life
    is waking up each day
    with thoughts that somewhere,
    Someone cares enough to
    send a warm morning greeting!
    Good morning and enjoy the day!


    •   Category: Good Morning SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • I really love U
    I really love U.
    But U love some1 else
    When I C U
    I can''t close my eyes
    I just want U 2 say how much I care about U
    May I could say U at sometime.
    I Love U More Than Myself.


    •   Category: Broken Heart SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Question to pathan
    Question to pathan: In which state Ganga flows?

    Pathan: Liquid state.

    Audience: clapped.


    Man was shocked.Turned behind & found da audience, All were pathans.


    •   Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Sardar was caught
    Sardar was caught for Over Speeding at Motor Cycle and went before the judge.


    The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.

    Sardar : I think I''ll take the money.


    •   Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Kabhi soncha na tha
    KASH
    ====
    Kabhi socha na tha
    Mohabbat Mein Itna Door Nikal Jayenge
    Kabhi Socha Na Tha,
    Hum Wafa Karke Bhi Bewafa Kehlayenge
    Kabhi Socha Na Tha,
    Zamane Se Tanha Hi Takrayenge
    Kabhi Socha Na Tha,
    Hum To Pyaar Ke Naam Se Hi Na Aashna The,
    Chahat Ki Itni Badi Saza Payenge
    Kabhi Socha Na Tha,
    Uska Har Andaaz Dusron Se
    Juda Lagta Hai,
    Uske Rang Mein Hum Rang Jayenge
    Kabhi Socha Na Tha.


    •   Category: Break Up SMS / Shairy   Send To Mobile  
  • Mr. Inside went over
    Mr. Inside went over to see Mr. Outside.

    Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and told Mr. Inside to come inside.

    Mr. Inside said “NO”, and told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, and then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.


    •   Category: Tongue Twister SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Solve the Case
    Solve the Case:

    A man was found murdered on 7th Jan 2007 afternoon.
    His wife called police.

    Police questioned everyone.

    Wife: Sir I was sleeping when the murder took place.

    Cook: I was cooking.

    Gardner: I was picking vegetables.

    House Maid: I went to the post office.

    Children: We went to play.

    Neighbor: We went to the Marriage.

    POLICE ARRESTED MURDERER IMMEDIATELY.

    Whose it?
    Reply if you are brilliant with reason.
    What is the answer?


    Answer: House Maid (Because 7th Jan 2007 was the day of Sunday and post office are close on Sunday.)


    •   Category: Riddle & Puzzle SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Hum To Sirf Dua Go Log
    Jalti Shamaein, Roshan Chehray
    Kaasni Larriyaan, Nazuk Sehray
    Nargis, Bailaa, Motiyaa, Lalaa
    Joohi, Champaa aur Banafshaa
    Harr koi Yaaro shaad hai naa
    Aaj Tummhaari SAALGIRAA hai
    Dekho Hamm ko Yaad hai naa

    Hum To Sirf Dua Go Log
    Khaak-O-Mahar Ka Kia Sanjog
    Paas Rahain Yaa Door Rahain
    Wahshat Say Ranjoor Rahain
    Wahan Mehfil Aabad Hai Na.
    Aaj Tumhaari Saalgirah Hai
    Dekho Hum Ko Yaad Hai Naa.


    •   Category: Birthday SMS   Send To Mobile  
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