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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Mardam Shumari
Pathan : Hum 35 Behan Bhai hen..
Girl : Kiya tumhary Ghar Mardam Shumari Walay nahi aye thy??
Pathan : Aye thy, Hum sab Sipara parh rahy thy, Wo
Madarsa samajh ker wapas chalay gaye...;-p :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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Qaatil
Teacher : Qaatil kisy kehty hen??
Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata
Teacher : for example, Tum ny apny Baap ko Qatal ker diya,
ab tum kon huwe??
Pathan : Yateem..:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Kiraya
Pathan ki Bus Nehar me gir gai..
Police : Bus Nehar me kese giri??
Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata.
Police : Q?
Pathan : Wo aaj conductor nahi aya to me peechay
Kiraya lene gaya hua tha.....;-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Barish
1 Pathan ny black Chashma lagaya aur
Peshawar se Lahore gaya,
Jab Lahore pohancha to Barish shuroo ho gai,
Pathan ko black chashmy me barish k qatry black nazar arahy thy.
Pathan ny Aasman ki taraf dekha aur bola ;
"Ya Allah! Teri Qudrat bhi bohat Azeem hai,
Peshawar me Barish nahi hoti aur
Lahore me 'Coca Cola' barasti hai"......;-0 ;-D
By:
Rabia Naz
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Dar
Teacher:
Test Yaad Hai?
Pathan:
No
Teacher:
Kyun?
Pathan:
Jese He Parhne betha To Light Chali Gai,
Bad Me Is Dar Se Parhne Nahi Behta K Meri Waja Se Phir Light Na Chali Jaye.
By:
naeem
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American vs Pathan
American : Ye building kitny din me bani hai?
Pathan : 1 mahiny me..
American : Y hamary Mulk me 2 weeks me ban jati hai.
Thora aagay jaany k baad phir poocha:
Ye building kitny din me bani hai?
Pathan : Sirf 2 weeks me..
American : Hamary mulk me to 3 days me ban jati hai.
Phir Habib Bank Plaza k saamny se guzry to
American ny poocha:
Ye building kitny din me bani hai??
Pathan : Pata nahi..
Subha tak to nahi thi....;-p
Geo Pathan...;-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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LEAVE APPLICATION
PATHAN LEAVE APPLICATION
Dear Sir,
My Wife is Ill, As there is no other Husband in
the family to look after her, Kindly Grant me
Leav for 1 day on Sunday.
Thank You...;-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Chor police
Ek Chor Police se chhupta huwa
Ek Tuti Qabar me Lait gaya..
qareeb se kuch Pathan guzry to unhon ny socha k
shayad log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhool gaye..
Unhon ny fata fat matti dalna shuroo ker di..
Chor Bola : Bachaao Bachaao...
Pathan : Oh Khocha! Jaldi jaldi matti dalo,
Is per to Azaab shuroo ho gaya hai...;-p ;-0
By:
Naila Soomro
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