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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan To Amitabh
    Pathan in Kon Banega Carorpati.


    Amitabh :90 se pehly kiya aata hai??


    Pathan kafi der sochny k baad :

    ,
    ,
    ,
    .

    "Aaisha Manzil"....:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Moo
    Boss : Ek acha sa Sheesha lao jis me mera Moo dikhai de.


    Pathan : Boss! nahi mila, hum sab Dukan me gaya

    per sab me

    hamara hi Moo dikhai de raha tha...:-0


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Last Time
    8, 10 Log Tash khel rhy thay k Police ki gari aa gai.

    Pathan bhag kr Police ki Gari mein beth gaya

    Police walay boly_K Hum Tum Logon ko Pakarny aey or
    Tum Apny Aap Gari meie Q Aa Kar Beth Gaey.
    PATHAN:
    Last Time Jab Ham Pakray Gaey Thay To Mujhay Gari mein Kharay Ho Kar Jana Para Tha...


  By: Muhammad Majid   Send To Mobile
  • Badnaam
    Girlfriend : Hum bohat Badnaam ho chuke hen,

    ab hamen shadi ker leni chahiye.

    .
    .

    Pathan : Lekin itni Badnaami k baad

    hum dono se Shadi Kon kery ga...:-p:-0


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Movie
    Pathan ny film me acting kerny ka socha Aur film k

    Director se baat ki.


    Director : Tum ny kabhi kisi movie me kaam kiya hai??


    Pathan : Hann bohat acha movie me kaam kiya hai,

    hum Hero tha us me. Hamara sab rishtedar ny dekha hy.

    Sab ko pasand bhi aya.


    Director (herat se) : Kon si movie??


    Pathan : Hamara shadi ka movie...:-O:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bewaqoof
    Ek Pathan Doctor k pass gaya aur bola k

    Ghar ja ker Mareez check kerny k kitny paisy

    lo gy??


    Doctor : 300 rupe

    Pathan : Utho chalen.


    Doctor aur Pathan doctor ki bike per ghar

    pohanchy to doctor ny pucha k mareez kahan

    hai??


    Pathan : Mareez koi nahi hai,

    Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha aur aap

    300 me le aye. Thanx


    Moral: Her Pathan Bewaqoof Nahi Hota...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Naqal
    Pathan Exam me ek Larki k paper me se

    Naqal ker raha tha,,,,


    Examiner ny Pathan ko utha ker

    door bitha diya,,,,


    Pathan ny answer k End me likhaa,,,

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    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,

    Jawaab ka baqiya hissa

    Shabana Baji k Paper me

    Mulahizaa Fermaaen....:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Chaddi
    Ek Kawway ny Pathan k uper Potti ker di.


    Pathan Ghusse se ; Chaddi nahi pehanta hai kiya??


    Kawwa chilla ker bola : Tu Chaddi me

    kerta hai kiya? Akhrot kahi ka...:-p:-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Roti
    Doctor : Motapy ka sirf ek hi Ilaaj hai,

    Tum rozana sirf ek roti khaya kero.


    Pathan : Doctor Sahab! Ye ek roti

    khana khany se pehly khani hai ye

    khany k baad?.....:-O:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Note
    Pathan ka Beta : Papa agar aapko 1000 aur 100 ka

    note rasty me para mily to aap kon sa note uthao gy??


    Pathan : 1000 ka



    Beta : Isi liye aap per joke banty hen,,

    Aap dono bhi to utha sakty ho...:-O

    (Wese socha to aap ny bhi wihi tha)

    Aap bhi pathan se kam nahi ho...:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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