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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Bivi
    Ek Pathan ki bivi mar gai.

    Wo bohat ro raha tha.

    Sab ny kaha : Chup ho jao, her ek ko marna hai.


    Pathan Bola : Hum chup kese kery,

    Jab Abba mara to sab log bola, hamen apna abba samjho.

    Jab Maa mara to sab Orat bola, hamen apna Maa samjho.

    Aaj jab Bivi mara, to koi Orat nahi bolta k

    hamen apna Bivi samjho.....:-(:-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Burf
    Pathan ko Mayyat waly ghar se maar pari.

    Wajha??

    ?
    ?

    Mayyat k ird gird Burf rakhi thi aur

    log ro rahy thy,

    Pathan Mayyat ko hila k bola :

    O Bhai uth k burf de, customer ro ry ny...:-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Saza
    Ek pathan ko Phaansi ki saza hui.


    Police ny pucha : Koi Aakhri khuwahish??


    Pathan : Hamari jaga tum latak jao...:-O


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Jahaaz
    Abhi Jahaaz Runway per

    Dorr hi raha tha

    K,

    Pathan ny Pilot ko Thappar mara aur

    bola:

    "Hamen dair ho rahi hai aur

    Tu By Road ja raha hai"....:-p:-O


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Roza
    Pathan ny pehli baar Roza rakha,

    Dopehar me hi nidhaal ho gaya aur F.M per call ki.


    HOST : G kiya sunna pasand karen gy??


    Pathan : Allah ka Wasta hamen

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    .
    .
    .
    .

    Maghrib ka Azan sunwa do....:-O


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Aag
    Ek Pathan ny apni jaan pe khel k

    jalti hui building se 6 logon ko nikala.

    Magar logon ny phir bhi usko bohat maara.

    Q?

    QK

    Wo 6 k 6 log Aag bujhany walay thy...:-o


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Gulukaar
    Eik pathan ka radio kam krna band kr daita hai,

    Pathan radio ko technician pas lai kar ja ta hai

    Pathan:- Bhai, dekho ye hamara radio bol nahi rha

    Technician:- acha bhai mai dekhta hoo

    Jab radio ko khola to undar sai mara wa choha nikla

    Pathan:- WALA..!! Gulukaar hi mar gaya hai to awaaz kaisai ai gaa...:-p


  By: Sherdill nadeem   Send To Mobile
  • Mazaq
    Pathan : Shirt k liye Kapra dikhao.


    Salesman : Plain me dikhaun sir??


    Pathan : Nahi Helicopter me dikhao, Khabees ka Bacha,

    Jidhar Pathan dekha udhar Mazaq Shuroo....:-):-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi
    Aurat ki Zndagi

    Lambi

    Haseen

    Hansti

    Muskurati

    Aur

    Tension se Azad

    Q hoti hai??



    Pathan :

    Q K Aurat ka koi Bivi nahi hota...:-):p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ek Hindu Se
    Pathan Ek Hindu se : Yaar tum apny Murday ko

    Jala ker zaya mat kiya kero.


    Hindu : Khan Sahab to kiya keren phir??


    Pathan : Hum ko do

    Hum Chana Makai ki Rerhi me jalaye ga....:-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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