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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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MPW
Aik siyasi nay ana tha to road say tmam Rairhi walo ko htaya gaya
per ek Pathan waheen khara raha.
Ek police wala aya : chal khan rairhi hata.
Pathan : Oye khocha! zara diyan say hm bi apnay elaqay ka mpw hai.
Police wala : Sorry sir, (salute krta hay) but sir mpw kia hota hay?
Pathan : O khana kharab Moong Phali Wala.:-)
By:
Zulqarnain
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Waja
Pathan : Kyun Ro rahy ho??
Memon : Meri Murgi Mar gai.
Pathan : Hamara Baap Mar gaya per Hum to nahi Roya.
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Memon : Tu Q Roye ga,
Tera Baap Anday Thori deta tha....;-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Tameez Se Baat Kero
Police Wala Pathan se : Tum Hum ko janta nahi hai, Hum Yahan k DSP hen.
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Pathan : "Tum DSP hai to Hum GGW hai.
Tameez se Baat kero Warna Acha nahi ho ga."
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Police : I am very very Sorry Sir, Per Ye GGW kiya hota hai?
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Pathan :
"Gola Ganda Wala"...;-p :-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Moqa
Sardar : Ye New Mobile kab liya?
Pathan : Liya nahi, Apni Girlfriend ka utha liya.
Sardar : Wo Q?
Pathan : Wo Mujhy Roz kehti thi k Tum Mera Phone Q nahi Uthaty,
Aaj Moqa dekh k Me ny Utha hi liya....;-p :-D
Hahahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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5 Star Hotel
Pathan : Me ny 5 Star Hotel me 50 Rupy me
Pait Bhar k Khana Khaya..
Dost Herat Se ; Wo Kese??
Pathan : Yaar Bill to 7000 ka bana tha lekin Me ny
Paisay nahi diye.
Dost : Phir??
Pathan : Phir kiya, Hotel Walon ny Mujhy
Police k Hawaly ker diya Aur Me
Police walon ko 50 Rupy de ker Ghar Agaya....;-p :-D
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Nishana
Ek Admi Doorbeen se Asman dekh raha tha..
Pathan bhi Paas Khara ho ker dekhny laga..
Achanak Ek Tara Toota,
Pathan Zor se Chillaya :
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Wah Ustad, Kiya Nishana Hai...:-)
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Blade
Pathan Apny Hath Pe BLADE se Larki ka Naam Likh Raha tha,
K
Achanak Zor Zor se Rony Laga..
Dost : Piyar Kerta hai to Rota Q Hai??
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Pathan : Spelling Ghalat Ho Gai Yaar...;-p :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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Arrest Him
Poultry Forms ko Check kiya ja raha tha..
Dr: Tum Choozon ko kiya dety ho??
Pathan : Bajra
Dr : Wrong Food, Arrest Him.
Dr : Tum kiya dety ho??
2nd Pathan : Rice
Dr : Ghalat hai, Arrest Him.
Dr : Tum kiya Khilaty ho??
3rd Pathan Ghabra k Bola :
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Hum to Sary Choozon ko
5, 5 Rupy de deta hai,
Jo Marzi Kha Pee Len...;-p :-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Inaam
Pathan ny 30 Rupees ki Lotri li..
1 Crore ka Inaam nikla.
Tax kat ker 90 Lacs mile.
Pathan Bola : Hum ko Poora Paisa chahiye,
Warna Hamara 30 Rupiya Wapis kero...:-)
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Khan saab after jung
Pathan jung se wapis aya tw uski b.v sex k mood me the..
Pathan ki bivi ghr ki window k pass bethi hui the or hawa chal rahe the
pathan ki bv ny kameez utaar kar neechay pheenk di or kaha khan saab ye daikho kia ur gya
,thoru dair bad usy apna brazer utara or kaha khan saab ye daikho kia ur gya
Itny me pathan apni shalwaar utaar k bola ye daikho Jung me kiya Urr gaya..:-0
By:
RJ Falak
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