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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Dar
    Pathan ko Sarak Kinary Peshab kerta dekh ker

    Larki Raasta badalny lagi..


    Pathan Bola :

    Guzar Jao Baji,,

    Tum Jis se Dar rahi ho,

    Usay Me ny Pakra huwa hai...;-p :-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Laat
    Ek Pathan ko Gadhay ny Laat Maar di,,

    Pathan ko Ghussa Aaya,,


    Wo Utha aur

    Gadhay ko 4, 5 Laaten Maarr ker bola :


    Aainda Apny Baap se Mazaq Mat Kerna...:-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Badshah Ka Elaan
    Ek Badshah ny Elaan Kiya k,,


    "Kiya Koi aisa Bahadur hai jo

    3 Drum Sharab k piye,

    Sher k Daant Toray aur

    1 Larki k sath itna Sex kery k Larki Behosh ho jaye"?


    Ek Pathan aya aur

    3 Drum Sharab Peeny k baad

    Sher k Pinjray me Ghus gaya, Kafi dair tak

    Sher ki Aawazen aati rahin, Phir ek dam har taraf

    Sannata chaa gaya,

    Pathan Pinjray se Bahar aya aur Bola :

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    Kahan hai Wo Larki

    Jis k

    Daant Tornay hen...;-0 ;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Internate Family
    Pathan Intoduces His Family...


    Ye hai Hamara BIVI

    "GOOGLE BANO"

    Ek Sawal pucho, 10 Jawab deta hai..


    Ye hai Hamara BETA

    "FACEBOOK KHAN"

    Ghar ki Batein Puray Muhally ko bata deta hai..


    Ye hai Hamara BETI

    "TWITTER GUL"

    Sara Muhalla isy Folow kerta hai..


    Aur


    Ye Hamara AMMA hai

    "SMART PHONE"

    Sara Din Chalta hai aur

    Raat hoty hi Band ho jata hai...;-p :-D


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Sabzi
    Sabzi Wala Sabzi per Paani chirak raha tha..

    Kaafi Dair ho gai..


    Pathan Ghussay se Bola :

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    .
    .
    .

    Agar Bhindi Hosh me aa gai hai to

    1 Kilo de do...;-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • 4 Ko 5 K Beech Me
    Pathan ny Puri Duniya se 1 Sawal kiya k

    4 ko 5 k Beech me Likh ker Dikhao..


    Chinese ny kaha : Joke.

    Japanese : Impossible.

    USA : Wrong Question.

    Indian Foolish Question.


    Pathan Bola : Bohat Asan hai.

    Us ny Likh ker Dikha Diya,

    Look

    .

    F(IV)E ...

    World Shocked,

    Pathan Rocked..

    New Msg hai, Phenk do Market Me...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Napaak
    Ek pathan ny Veena malik se Masjid ka Chanda manga..


    Veena : Aap log to kehty hen k mere paisy Napaak hen..?


    Pathan : Tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaye ga...;-0 :-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Kashti
    100 Pathan Ek Kashti me sawar thy..

    Achanak Kashti Ruk gai,

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    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,

    Aur Phir

    Sab k sab Doob gaye


    Kese?



    Pathan thy na,

    Dhakka lagany Uter gaye...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Badge
    Pathan Air hostess k breast per laga Badge parh raha tha

    Jis per Uska naam likha tha "Tina".


    Pathan : Bara Khubsoorat naam hai,

    Dusray Waly ka naam nahi rakha...;-0 ;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Jin To Pathan
    Jin Pathan se : Kiya Hukum hai Mere Aqa??


    Pathan : Koi acha sa Shair Sunao..


    Jin :

    Hukum ker Bakwas nahi

    Me Jin hun Faraz nahi


    Pathan : Wah wah Mehfil loot li Yaar..;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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