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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Dar
Pathan ko Sarak Kinary Peshab kerta dekh ker
Larki Raasta badalny lagi..
Pathan Bola :
Guzar Jao Baji,,
Tum Jis se Dar rahi ho,
Usay Me ny Pakra huwa hai...;-p :-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Laat
Ek Pathan ko Gadhay ny Laat Maar di,,
Pathan ko Ghussa Aaya,,
Wo Utha aur
Gadhay ko 4, 5 Laaten Maarr ker bola :
Aainda Apny Baap se Mazaq Mat Kerna...:-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Badshah Ka Elaan
Ek Badshah ny Elaan Kiya k,,
"Kiya Koi aisa Bahadur hai jo
3 Drum Sharab k piye,
Sher k Daant Toray aur
1 Larki k sath itna Sex kery k Larki Behosh ho jaye"?
Ek Pathan aya aur
3 Drum Sharab Peeny k baad
Sher k Pinjray me Ghus gaya, Kafi dair tak
Sher ki Aawazen aati rahin, Phir ek dam har taraf
Sannata chaa gaya,
Pathan Pinjray se Bahar aya aur Bola :
,
,
,
Kahan hai Wo Larki
Jis k
Daant Tornay hen...;-0 ;-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Internate Family
Pathan Intoduces His Family...
Ye hai Hamara BIVI
"GOOGLE BANO"
Ek Sawal pucho, 10 Jawab deta hai..
Ye hai Hamara BETA
"FACEBOOK KHAN"
Ghar ki Batein Puray Muhally ko bata deta hai..
Ye hai Hamara BETI
"TWITTER GUL"
Sara Muhalla isy Folow kerta hai..
Aur
Ye Hamara AMMA hai
"SMART PHONE"
Sara Din Chalta hai aur
Raat hoty hi Band ho jata hai...;-p :-D
By:
Rabia Naz
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Sabzi
Sabzi Wala Sabzi per Paani chirak raha tha..
Kaafi Dair ho gai..
Pathan Ghussay se Bola :
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.
.
.
Agar Bhindi Hosh me aa gai hai to
1 Kilo de do...;-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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4 Ko 5 K Beech Me
Pathan ny Puri Duniya se 1 Sawal kiya k
4 ko 5 k Beech me Likh ker Dikhao..
Chinese ny kaha : Joke.
Japanese : Impossible.
USA : Wrong Question.
Indian Foolish Question.
Pathan Bola : Bohat Asan hai.
Us ny Likh ker Dikha Diya,
Look
.
F(IV)E ...
World Shocked,
Pathan Rocked..
New Msg hai, Phenk do Market Me...:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Napaak
Ek pathan ny Veena malik se Masjid ka Chanda manga..
Veena : Aap log to kehty hen k mere paisy Napaak hen..?
Pathan : Tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaye ga...;-0 :-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Kashti
100 Pathan Ek Kashti me sawar thy..
Achanak Kashti Ruk gai,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
Aur Phir
Sab k sab Doob gaye
Kese?
Pathan thy na,
Dhakka lagany Uter gaye...:-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Badge
Pathan Air hostess k breast per laga Badge parh raha tha
Jis per Uska naam likha tha "Tina".
Pathan : Bara Khubsoorat naam hai,
Dusray Waly ka naam nahi rakha...;-0 ;-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Jin To Pathan
Jin Pathan se : Kiya Hukum hai Mere Aqa??
Pathan : Koi acha sa Shair Sunao..
Jin :
Hukum ker Bakwas nahi
Me Jin hun Faraz nahi
Pathan : Wah wah Mehfil loot li Yaar..;-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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