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American vs Pathan



American : Ye building kitny din me bani hai?

Pathan : 1 mahiny me..

American : Y hamary Mulk me 2 weeks me ban jati hai.


Thora aagay jaany k baad phir poocha:

Ye building kitny din me bani hai?


Pathan : Sirf 2 weeks me..

American : Hamary mulk me to 3 days me ban jati hai.


Phir Habib Bank Plaza k saamny se guzry to

American ny poocha:

Ye building kitny din me bani hai??


Pathan : Pata nahi..

Subha tak to nahi thi....;-p


Geo Pathan...;-)



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