American vs Pathan
American : Ye building kitny din me bani hai?
Pathan : 1 mahiny me..
American : Y hamary Mulk me 2 weeks me ban jati hai.
Thora aagay jaany k baad phir poocha:
Ye building kitny din me bani hai?
Pathan : Sirf 2 weeks me..
American : Hamary mulk me to 3 days me ban jati hai.
Phir Habib Bank Plaza k saamny se guzry to
American ny poocha:
Ye building kitny din me bani hai??
Pathan : Pata nahi..
Subha tak to nahi thi....;-p
Geo Pathan...;-)
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