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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Biryani
Ek Pathan pehli baar Biryani bana raha tha
Wo her cheez Book me se dekhta aur daal deta,
Achanak wo Pateeli k upper charha aur Zor se
ek Paad mara
Sath kharay Admi ny kaha : Ye kiya
badtameezi hai..??
Pathan Bola : O Yara! Yahan likha hai
"Tez Paat ek adad, Khushboo k liye"....:-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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Hathiyar
Judge : Khan! tum ny lady S.H.O ki Ezzat Q luti??
Khan : Judge Sahab! S.H.O Sahiba ny khud ham ko
hukum diya tha k "Khan Ab Hathiyar Daal Do"....
Ham ny Daal Diya....:-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Coffee
PIA ki flight me captain aylaan kerny k baad
mike band kerna bhool gaya aur apny sathi pilot se
kehny laga :
"Pehly me ek cup coffee piyon ga, aur phir
Air hostess ki Pappi lun ga..."
Ye sun ker Air hostess mike band kerny k liye bhagi to
gir pari.
Pas betha pathan bola :
"Khuda ka Bandi! Aram se jao, Pehly wo
Coffee piye ga.....":-):-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Exam
Teacher to Pathan Student : How did you write your exam?
.
Pathan Student : They had asked questions which I didn't know,
so
I wrote answer which they will not know...:-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Pani
Teacher : Is mohawary ko jumlay me estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
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Pathan Student : Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia,
to mery mun mai pani agaya.....:-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Pathan Aur Shadi
Ek Pthan ki shadi thi magar usay kuch pata nahi tha.
Us ka Dost usay apny ghar le gaya aur
usay apny bedroom me almari per bitha diya aur kaha k
yahan beith ker dekho me kese krta hun.
Us k baad wo apni wife k saath sex kerny laga.
Farigh hony k baad dost ny kaha :
"Samajh gaye aisay hi kerna"
After few weeks dost ny us se poocha :
"Kesi guzar rahi hai?"
Pathan :
"Bohat zabardast! Roz ek dost ko saath le ker jata hun
aur khud almaari per beth jata hun...".....:-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Larkiyan
Pathan : Agar nariyal ke ped pe charh jaun to
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi?
Sardar : Haan! Phir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.....:-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Jurm
Judge : Tumhara Jurm saabit ho gaya hai,
kal tumhen Phaansi per latkaya jaye ga,,
Pathan : Wo to theek hai lekin
Utara kab jaye ga,
Hum shaam ko Rakshaw bhi chalata hai...:-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Niyat
Ek Pathan ki shadi per doston ny Dulhan ki jagha
ek larky ko bitha diya.
Pathan ny ghoonghat uthaya to khush ho ker bola :
"Insaan ka niyat saaf ho to kiya nahi milta.".....:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Daant
Dentist : Apka daant nikaalna parega.
Pathan : Kitny paise lagenge?
Dentist : 200.
Pathan : ye lo 50,
thora sa DHEELA kr do,
nikaal mai khud lon ga...:-p
By:
Maha Abro
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