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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya
    Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.
    Mehman:wo Kese?
    Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.


  By: Ali Raza   Send To Mobile
  • Rate
    Pathan : Ya Allah, Ek Caror de dy?


    Charsi ny Dekha to Wo Bhi Dua Mangny laga,,

    "Ya Allah, Das Rupy de dy"..


    Pathan ny Das Rupy de ker kaha :

    "Jao aur Rate Kharab mat kero"...;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Time Table
    Passenger : Agar Sab Trains Late hon to

    Time Table ka kiya Faaida??


    Pathan :

    Agar Sab Trains Waqt per hon to

    Waiting Room ka kiya Faaida...;-)


    Oye Hoye..

    Pathan Ny Kiya Point Mara Hai..;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Aurat
    Teacher : Batao Wo kon si Aurat hai,

    Jis ko 100% Pata hota hai k Us ka Shoher kahan hai??


    Pathan :

    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,

    "BEWAH AURAT"....:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Badboo
    Ek Pathan ko Machli Wala buri tarha Maar raha tha..

    Logon ny Waja puchi to bola :

    "Ya sala ek ghanty se puch raha hai k Machli se Itni Badboo Q ata hai?

    Ye Nahata nahi hai kiya"...;-0 :-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi
    Pathan : Hamara Shadi Kerwao..

    Father : Kis se?

    Pathan : Dadi se..

    Father : Sharam Kero, Wo Meri Maa hai.


    Pathan : To Tum ny Hamara Maa k sath Q Kiya??..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • KON BANEGA CARORPATI
    KON BANEGA CARORPATI....??


    Pathan : Hum Banega Carorpati..


    Q: Whats Ur Fathers name??

    .
    Pathan : Option Plz?

    .
    Ok

    .
    A- Basheer
    B- Changez
    C- Shamsher
    D- Sultan

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    .
    Pathan : My Life line 50/50.

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    Ok
    .

    A- Basheer
    B- Shamsher

    .
    Pathan : Audience Vote?

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    Ok
    .
    75% Basheer
    25% Shamsher

    .
    Pathan : My Last Life line Phone a Friend.

    .
    Ok
    .

    Kis ko Call Karenge??

    .

    Pathan :

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    .
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    Apny Baap Gul Khan ko....:-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Shopper
    Pathan Rikshaw Waly se : Bhai Abdullah Shah Ghazi k Mazar

    per Jao gy??


    Rikshaw Wala : G Haan.


    Pathan : Ye lo Shopper, Mere liye

    Chawal lete aana...;-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Samajh
    Teacher : 2 me se 2 gaye to kiya bacha??


    Pathan : Mujhy kuch Samajh nahi aya??


    Teacher : Tumhary pass 2 Roti Thin, Tum ny un ko

    Khaa Liya, Ab kiya bacha??


    Pathan : Saalan...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Doctor
    Doctor:Tabiyat kaisi hai?
    Pathan: Pehle se ziada kharab hy

    Dr: Dawai khali thi?
    Pathan: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi

    Dr:I mean, dawai le li thi?
    Pathan:G ap hi se to li thi.

    Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?

    Pathan:Nahin G dawai neeli thi.

    Dr:Aby gadhey dawai ko pee lia tha?
    Pathan:Nahin G peeliya to mujhe tha

    Dr:Ullu k pathe
    Dawai ko khol k mun me rkh liya tha?

    Pathan:Ni ap ne he to kha tha k frij me rkhna

    Dr:Abey kia maar khaye ga?

    Pathan:Nahi Dwai khau ga

    Dr:Nikal salay tu pagal kar dy ga
    Pathan:Ja rha hoon phir kab aon?

    Dr:Qayamat k bad

    Pathan:Qayamat k kitny din bad?
    Dr:Behosh...:-)


  By: Arshad Soomro   Send To Mobile
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