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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Time
Doctor : Tum roz clinic k bahar khary ho ker
Aurton ko Q ghoorty ho??
Pathan : Aap hi ny bahar likha hai,
"Ladies ko dekhny ka time 9 se 11 tak hai"...;-p
GooD MorninG
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Sher
Pathan ki Girlfriend : Janu mujh pe koi Sher banao..
Pathan : In Kali kali Zulfon se kerti ho Andhera,
Ho Jao Ganji Aur kerdo Saveraa...;-p :-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Photo
Pathan k ek Jumly ny
Photographer ko Pagal ker diya..
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Pathan : Yara Pasport size Photo banana lekin
hamara
Peshawari Chappal lazmi ana chahiye...;-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Quaid e Azam
Ek Pathan ka school me admission huwa:
Teacher ; Batao Quaid e Azam kon hen??
Pathan ; Hum ko kiya pata? Hum to khud school me naya aya hai,
idhar hi hoga class me...;-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Ghalti
Ek Aadmi ki Ammi k NIC per ghalti se
Bewah likh diya gaya.
Wo Aadmi ghusse me apny Baap k sath
Nadra k office gaya aur Pathan Manager ko bola k
isay sahi ker k do..
Patha Manager ny Pistol nikala aur
uske Baap ko Maar diya aur Bola :
"Lo Sahi ho Gaya"....:-0 :-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Tabiyat
Dost Pathan se : Tum to aaj Doctor k pass
jany waly thy, Q nahi gaye??
Pathan : Yara! Hum kal jaye ga, Aaj hamara
Tabiyat kharab hai......:-p:-0
By:
Naghma Khan
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Bachao Bachao
1 Chor police se chhupta huwa 1 tooti Qabar me
lait gaya.
Qareeb se pathan aur us ke dost guzray to unhon ny
socha k shayad log Qabar per Matti dalna bhool gaye,
unhon ny fata fat matti dalna shuru ker di.
Chor chillaya!
Bachao Bachao.
Pathan : Oh jaldi jaldi matti dalo,
"Hisab Kitab" shuru ho gaya hai...:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Namaste
Pathan Wapda Office me :
"Namaste! Ye Bijli kab aaye gi??"
Wapda Wala : Namaste Q bola??
Pathan : Q K Aap per Salamti bhejna
poory Mulk k sath Ghaddari hogi...:-0 :-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Latifa
1 Din 1 Pathan Machli ka shikaar kerny jungle me gaya,
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Chorr de dost! tu bhi pathan nikla,
Latifa to uper hi khatam ho gaya tha....
Ja phir se parh...:-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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Maar
Dost : Tumhen us Aurat se Maar Q pari??
Pathan : Us ki seat k neechy meri paani ki bottle pari thi,
me ny bas itna kaha k
"Taangen uthao mujhy apna paani nikalna hai".......:-p :-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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