Kiraya
Pathan ki Bus Nehar me gir gai..
Police : Bus Nehar me kese giri??
Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata.
Police : Q?
Pathan : Wo aaj conductor nahi aya to me peechay
Kiraya lene gaya hua tha.....;-)
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