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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Phans Gai Bechari
Pathan : Aaj me ny apni Class ki sab se Khubssorat
Larki Phasai hai..
Friend : Wo Kese??
Pathan : Me ny Kaghaz ka Jahaz bana k Uraya,
Wo Teacher ki Naak per laga,
Teacher ny Ghusse me poocha :
Ye kis ny Mara??
Me ny Us Larki ka naam bata diya..
Phans gai Bechari....:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Translation
Pathan English k Paper me Fail ho Gaya,
Translation ki Waja se...
1- Me Ek Aam Admi hun.
(I am a Mango Man)
2- Mujhy English aati hai.
(English comes to me)
3- Mera Talluk Hari Pur hazara se hai.
(I belong to Green pur Thousanda)
4- Sarak per Goliyan chal rahi hen.
(Tablets are walking on the road)
5- Wo Meri Nawasi hai.
(She is my Eighty Nine)...;-0 :-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Jaga
Pathan se Train me Ek Aurat ny Poocha :
"Bhai Sahab "Sou" kerny ki Jaga Dikha den.."
Pathan Kafi dair Sharmany k baad Bola :
"Pehly Tum Dikhao"...;-p ;-0
By:
Naghma Khan
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Dimagh
Ek Pathan Badam Bech raha tha,,
Sardar ny Pucha : Ye Khany se Kiya hota hai??
Pathan : Dimagh Tez Hota hai..
Sardar : Wo Kese??
Pathan : Acha Ye Batao, 1 Kilo Chawal me Kitny Dany hoty hen??
Sardar : Pata Nahi..
Pathan Ny Usko Badam Khilaya aur Bola :
Acha Ab Batao k 1 Darjan me Kitny Keley hoty hen??
Sardar : 12..
Pathan : Dekha Dimagh Tez Huwa..
Sardar : 2 Kilo De Yaar! Kamal ki Cheez hai....:-) :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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Chappal
Pathan Larki se : O Yara Hamara Dil me aa jao..
Larki Ghussy se : Chappal Utarun kiya??
Pathan :
"Pagli Aisy hi aaja, Masjid Thori Hai"...;-p :-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Naswaar
Ek Pathan Saudi Arab gaya,
Wahan Naswaar khaty huwe Police ny pakar liya,
Police Wala Arbi me Bola :
"Haza qul in Naswaar min aashi in Agzud"
Pathan roty huwe Police walay k Galay lag gaya
Aur kaha :
"Qasam se Mujhy Aaj pata chal k
Naswaar khany ki bhi Dua hoti hai..."
Hahahahaha....;-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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King
Sardar : Mujh se Wada ker k Teri Bivi ki
pehli Kiss me lun ga..
Pathan : Wada, Per hamara bhi Ek Shart hai.
Sardar : Bol??
Pathan ; Hum Shadi Teri Behan se kere ga....;-p
Geo Pathan..
Is Liye to Kehty hen k
King to sirf Khan hi hoty hen...:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Confuse
Shadi k Din Pathan Confuse ho gaya k
Bivi se kiya Baat kery??
Aakhir soch ker Bol hi Para,,
,
,
,
Tumharu Ghar Walon ko Pata hai k
Tum Raat ko Idhar Raho Gi..;-( :-0
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Bill
1 Pathan k Ghar Gas ka Bill 50 Lakh aya..
Wo Gas Office gaya aur
Officer se bola :
,
,
,
Hum ko ye batao
Kiya Dozakh ki Aag hamary Meter se jalti hai...:-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Spelling Mistake
Pathan ny 1 aadmi ki sms kiya :
"Sorry Sir! Me aap ka Parosi hun
aur me ny aap ka Wife ka din raat istemaal kiya tha,
Sir! Ye baat aap ko kabhi pata nahi chalti lekin me apny aap se
bohat sharminda hun is liye apna Gunaah aap ko bata raha hun,
Me ab Islamabad Shift ho raha hun, ho sake to mujhy Maaf ker
dena plz...."
Aadmi usi waqt apny ghar gaya aur apni Wife ko
goli maar di.
Kuch dair baad Khan ka ek aur msg aya :
"Sorry Sir! Spelling me Mistake ho gaya, Wife nahi
'Wifi' istemaal kerta tha."......:-p :-D
By:
Naila Soomro
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