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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Essay
    Pathan ny Paper k liye "My Best Friend" ka Mazmun yaad kiya.

    Lekin Paper me "My Father pe mazmun aagaya.

    Ab Us ny Socha k Wohi Mazmun likhta hun lekin Dost ki jaga Abbu likh dun ga..

    Ab Mazmun kuch Yun tha..


    "Zindagi me Bohat se Abbu milty hen, lekin achy Abbu bohat kam hoty hen.

    Mere 10 Abbu hen lekin mera sab se acha Abbu Gul Khan hai.

    Wo Mera Parosi hai. Wo mere Ghar roz ata hai. Meri Ammi bhi usay bohat Pasand kerti hai.

    Wo bhi Meri Ammi se bohat Piyar kerta hai. Wo Mujhy bohat acha lagta hai.

    Mujhy Apny Best Abbu Gul Khan pe Fakhar hai.

    Meri koshish hai k agay bhi jitny Mere Abbu hon wo Gul Khan jese hi hon.

    I Love My Abbu Gul Khan"....:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Majboori
    Ek Pathan ny Bathroom me Nahaty Waqt Sheeshy me Apna Pichwara dekha to Phir

    Us per Hath rakh ker bola :

    "O Yara kesa Majboori hai,

    Paas ho ker bhi Kitna Doori hai"....;-p :-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Valima
    Shadi ki Raat ko Pathan Room me jaty hi Apni Wife se bola..

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    Jaldi So Jao,

    Kal Valima me bhi Jana hai...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Khudkushi
    Pathan Khudkushi per Taqreer ker raha tha,,

    Jazbati ho ker kehny laga..

    "Khudkushi Haram hai, Kufr hai, Gunah hai, Zulm hai..

    Is se to Behtar hai k Insan Zehar Kha le"....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Minar e Pakistan
    Pathan ny Challenge kiya k Wo Minar e Pakistan ko Sar per Utha kr

    Peshawar ja sakta hai..


    Hazaron Log ekhatta ho gaye..

    Pathan Bola :

    Bas Is ko Utha ker Hamary Sar per Rakh do....:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • System
    Pathan Suhag Raat ko Bivi ki Tangen utha ker Soch me per gaya..

    Bivi : Kiya huwa??

    Pathan : Yara ye System Hamari Samajh se Bahar hai,

    Tum ko Ulta hi hona parega...;-0 ;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Silent Film
    Teacher to Pathan : Which was the 1st English Silent Film??

    Pathan : If The Film was Silent, How could U know It was in English??

    Teacher Shocked..

    Pathan Rocked..:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Bomb Blast
    Bomb Blast k baad 1 Admi chilla raha tha,

    "Oh God,Mera Hath Urr gaya".


    Pathan : Hosla kero, Mat Ro, Dekho Us Admi ka Sar Urr gaya hy,

    Wo bhi to Chup chap Leta hai...:-(


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Cousin Ki Shadi
    Boss : Tumhen 15 Din ki Chuttiya Q chahiyen??

    Pathan : Cousin ka Shadi hai.

    Boss : Cousin ki Shadi me 15 Chuttiyan Q??


    Pathan Sharma ker :

    "Cousin ka Shadi Hum se Hai"...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Gaaliyan
    Do Arbi apas me Ek Dusry ko Gaaliyan de rahy thy,,

    Ek Pathan Qareeb aya aur kaha :

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    Qaari Sahab! Mujhy b in Duaon me Yaad rakhna...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
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