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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Kaali Mata
    Pathan India gaya to hinduon ny

    usy khoob mara,


    Q?


    Wahan Barish ho rahi thi,

    Us ny Mandir me ja ker

    Kaali Mata ko bahar rakh diya aur Bola :


    Kabhi Naha Bhi Liya Ker

    Nesti

    Kitni Kaali Ho Gai Hai...:-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Plateform
    Reporter : Khan Sahab! Plateform per khary tamam

    pathan kese mar gaye??


    Pathan : Ek Elaan hua k train plateform per aarahi hai,

    sab ny Jaan bachany k liye Patri per

    Chalaang laga di.


    Reporter : Phir aap kese bach gaye??


    Pathan : Me khukushi k liye patri per leta tha,

    ye Elaan suna to plateform per ja ker lait gaya...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Package
    Ek Pathan ny Ek Paad mara,

    Phir Dusra,

    Phir 3,4,5,6,


    Kisi ny kaha Khan Sahab ye kiya?


    Pathan : Aaj hum ny

    Package kiya huwa hai....:-)

    Good Morning


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Rishta
    Teacher : Batao Zameen aur Chanad ka apas me

    kiya rishta hai??


    Pathan : Bhai Behan ka.


    Teacher : Wo kese??


    Pathan : Q K hum Chaand ko Mamu,

    aur Zameen ko Maa kehty hen........:-):-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Moonch
    Pathan ny Naai ki Dukan kholi..


    Ek admi Shave kerwany aya.


    Pathan : Moonch rakhni hai?


    Admi : Haan.


    Pathan Moonch kaat k bola :

    "Le rakh le jahan rakhni hai".........:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Sent Message
    Pathan : Yara! Ye "Sent sms" kiya hota hai??


    2nd Pathan : Khuda ka Qasam tum to bilkul Jhaahil ka bacha hai,

    Sent Message ka matlab hai,

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    .
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    "Khushboo Wala Message".....:-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Airport per 3 aadmi
    Airport per 3 admi apni Biviyon ka intezar ker rahy thy:


    Punjabi bola : Hamari Shehzadi arahi hai.

    Sindhi bola : Hamari Nawab zadi arahi hai.


    Pathan Josh Me : Hamari Bhi Haramzadi arahi hai.....:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Dog
    Pathan Sitting With Dog.

    Man : Your dog bits?

    Pathan : No

    Man Sits And The Dog Bits!

    Man angrily, you said he does not bit!

    Pathan : That is not my dog......:-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kashti
    100 Pathan ek kashti me sawar thy k achanak

    Kashti ruk gai aur phir

    sab k sab Doob gaye.


    Kese??


    Pathan thy na!

    Dhakka lagany utar gaye.

    Hahahahahaha...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bahadur khan
    Ak pathan ny kisy ka drwaza bajaya andar sy ak aorat ki awaz aai.
    Aorat .Kon ?
    Pathan : bahadur khan
    Aorat . Bap ka nam ?
    Pathan : shair khan .
    Aorat . Andr aa jao .
    Pathan : ji ap ka kutta mujy ghoor raha hy :)


  By: Samuel ghori   Send To Mobile
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