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Chor police



Ek Chor Police se chhupta huwa

Ek Tuti Qabar me Lait gaya..


qareeb se kuch Pathan guzry to unhon ny socha k

shayad log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhool gaye..

Unhon ny fata fat matti dalna shuroo ker di..


Chor Bola : Bachaao Bachaao...


Pathan : Oh Khocha! Jaldi jaldi matti dalo,

Is per to Azaab shuroo ho gaya hai...;-p ;-0



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