Moqa
Sardar : Ye New Mobile kab liya?
Pathan : Liya nahi, Apni Girlfriend ka utha liya.
Sardar : Wo Q?
Pathan : Wo Mujhy Roz kehti thi k Tum Mera Phone Q nahi Uthaty,
Aaj Moqa dekh k Me ny Utha hi liya....;-p :-D
Hahahaha
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