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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Shadi
    Larki: Meri Ammi ko Tum bohat Pasand Aaye ho.

    Pathan: Kuch bhi ho,
    Hum Shadi Tum se hi karega,
    Ammi Se Kaho Hum Ko Bhool Jaye..:p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Brilliant Minds - Funny
    Two Brilliant Minds..!


    Sardar Aur Pathan pani peeny gaye,
    Tu glass Ulta Para Hua tha.

    Sardar: Is ka Mu hi Band hai.

    Pathan: Neechy se bhi Toota Hua hai...:-):p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Zero Number - Pathan Jokes
    Pathan k Papers me Zero Number Aaye.

    Maa: Ye Kiya Hai?

    Pathan: Miss k Paas "Stars" Khatam ho Gaye Thy to
    Unhon ny Mujhy
    "Full Moon"
    De Diya..:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Key board - Pathan Jokes
    Ek Pathan ko Nokri Mili.

    Pehly Din Us ny Computer per 11 Ghantay Guzary,
    Boss Boaht Khush huwa.

    Boss: Khan Sahab, Aaj Aap ny Kiya Kaam kiya??

    Pathan: KeyBoard ki ABC Agay Pichay Laga Tha,
    Aaj Pura Din Laga k
    Wo Seedha Kiya Hai..;-p

    Boss Shocked..:-0


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Class Me Gadha - Pathan Jokes
    Ek Pathan Class me Gadha le aya..

    Teacher: Is ko Q le k Aaye ho..?

    Pathan: Miss, Aap hi to Kehti hen k Me Bary Bary Gadhon ko Insan bana Deti Hun,,
    Lo Ab Bana k Dikhao...;-p
    Hahaha

    Teacher Shocked..
    Pathan Rocked..;p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Mashwara Muft Hai
    Ek Admi ny Pathan Dost se Kaha:
    Meri Aankh me Bohat Dard Hai.

    Pathan: O Yara, Mere Daant me Dard tha, Me ny Nikalwa diya.
    Aap bhi Aisa kero Dard Khatam ho Jaye ga...;-p:D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aqal Bari k Bhains
    1 Pathan Bhains ko Nehla raha tha..

    1 Admi ny Time Pucha.
    Pathan Bhains ki Taang Utha k Bola:
    6:15

    Wo Admi Heran hua QK Time Waqai 6:15 tha.

    2sry Din Phir Usne Time Pucha.
    Pathan ny Phir Bhains ki Tang Uthai aur Bola:
    4:15

    Wo Bohat Pareshan Hua,
    Usne National Geographic Walon ko Bulaya.

    Unhon ny bhi Time Pucha,
    Pathan ny Wohi kiya.

    Team ny Pathan se Pucha:
    "Tum Ye kese kerty ho"?

    Pathan ny Un ko sath Bitha k Bhains ki Tang Uper ki aur Kaha:

    Wo Dekho Samny Hotel ki Deewar per
    Ghari Lagi Hui Hai...:-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • School Ana
    Teacher: Ye Tumhary Sath Chota Bacha kon hai??

    ?

    Pathan: Miss Ye Mera Chota Bhai Sharafat hai,
    Aap ny hi Kaha tha k Kal Sharafat k Sath School Ana..;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan India Gaya
    Ek Pathan India Gaya..

    Police Wala: Who R U??

    Pathan: I Am Hindu.

    Police: Tell me the 5 name of Bhagwan?

    Pathan:
    Yassu, Panju,
    Haar, Kabuter,
    Doli.

    Geo Pathan..;p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Geo Pathan
    Pathan: Me Apni Dadi se bohat Tang tha,,
    Jab B kisi ki Shadi hoti
    Wo Mere Gaal Khench ker kehti
    "Ab tumhari Baari Hai"

    .
    Phir me ny Un ki Ye Aadat Khatam kerwa di.

    .

    Dost: Wo Kese??

    ?

    Pathan: Jab B kisi ka Inteqaal ho jata
    To Me Un k Gaal Khench k kehta,
    ,
    "Dadi Ab Tumhari Baari hai"...;-D

    Geo Pathan


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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