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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Aalu Le Lo
Ek Pathan Jalebi bech raha tha Magar
Awaz Ye laga raha tha,
"Aalu le lo, Aalu le lo"
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Ek Admi aya aur bola: Yaar ye to jalebi hai.
Pathan: Chup ho jao, Warna Makhiyan Aa jaen gi..;-p
By:
Maha Abro
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Dengue Machar
Pathan Raat ko Lights Off ker k So Raha Tha,
Achanak Ek Jugnu Aa Nikla,
Pathan Bola:
"Ya Khuda,
Ye Dengue Machar to Hum Ko
Torch le ker Dhoond Raha Hai"...:-p:)
By:
Haya Ali
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Sardi
Bhikari Soop Bechny Waly Pathan se:
"Allah k Naam pe Kuch De do,
Bohat Sardi Lag rahi hai"
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Pathan: Ye Lo Maachis,
AAG Jala K Beth Jao...;-p:)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Pizza Hut
Pathan fone pr: Hello Pizza Hut?
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Operatr: Yes sir
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Pathan:
3 Large Piza
6 chickn wings
2 Pepsi
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Operatr: Kis k naam pr bhejon?
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Pathan: ALLAH K NAAM PE.;)
By:
Arshad Soomro
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Dimagh
Pathan k Janazay me Saary Pathan Naach Rahy thy,
Kisi ny Waja Puchi to 1 Pathan bola:
"Yaara, Pehli Baar Hum me se koi Dimagh ki Rag Phatny se Mara hai,
Matlab
Hamen Yaqeen nahi Ho Raha Hai k
Hamary Paas Bhi Dimagh Hai."
(,")>
<)(' NAACHOo
_//_,
Dagha Dagha
Wai Wai Wai,
Dimagh ki Rag
Phat Gai...:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Mobile
Doctor: Achi Sehat k liye Roz Warzish kero.
Pathan: Hum cricket, football, tennis Roz khelta hai.
Doctor: Good, Kab tak??
?
Pathan: Jab Tak Mobile ki Battery Khatam nahi ho jati...;-p:)
By:
Haya Ali
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Pathan Ka Mobile
1 Chor Pathan ka Mobile le ker Bhag Gaya,
Pathan Hansny Laga.
Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?
Pathan: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere Pass Hai...;-p:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Na'Umeed
Ek Pathan ka Raat ko Cigarette peeny ko Dil Chaha,,
Her Taraf Maachis Dhundi per kahin nahi mili,
Aakhir Na-Umeed ho ker
Mom'Batti bujha ker So Gaya..
Be'Chara..;-p:)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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