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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Aalu Le Lo
    Ek Pathan Jalebi bech raha tha Magar
    Awaz Ye laga raha tha,
    "Aalu le lo, Aalu le lo"

    .
    Ek Admi aya aur bola: Yaar ye to jalebi hai.

    Pathan: Chup ho jao, Warna Makhiyan Aa jaen gi..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Hand Free
    Teacher to Pathan: Jis Admi k Dono Hath na hon Usay English me kiya kahen gy?

    Pathan:
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    Hand Free...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Dengue Machar
    Pathan Raat ko Lights Off ker k So Raha Tha,

    Achanak Ek Jugnu Aa Nikla,

    Pathan Bola:
    "Ya Khuda,
    Ye Dengue Machar to Hum Ko
    Torch le ker Dhoond Raha Hai"...:-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sardi
    Bhikari Soop Bechny Waly Pathan se:
    "Allah k Naam pe Kuch De do,
    Bohat Sardi Lag rahi hai"

    .

    Pathan: Ye Lo Maachis,
    AAG Jala K Beth Jao...;-p:)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pizza Hut
    Pathan fone pr: Hello Pizza Hut?
    .
    Operatr: Yes sir
    .
    Pathan:
    3 Large Piza
    6 chickn wings
    2 Pepsi
    .
    Operatr: Kis k naam pr bhejon?
    .
    Pathan: ALLAH K NAAM PE.;)


  By: Arshad Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Dimagh
    Pathan k Janazay me Saary Pathan Naach Rahy thy,

    Kisi ny Waja Puchi to 1 Pathan bola:

    "Yaara, Pehli Baar Hum me se koi Dimagh ki Rag Phatny se Mara hai,

    Matlab
    Hamen Yaqeen nahi Ho Raha Hai k
    Hamary Paas Bhi Dimagh Hai."

    (,")>
    <)(' NAACHOo
    _//_,

    Dagha Dagha
    Wai Wai Wai,
    Dimagh ki Rag
    Phat Gai...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile
    Doctor: Achi Sehat k liye Roz Warzish kero.

    Pathan: Hum cricket, football, tennis Roz khelta hai.

    Doctor: Good, Kab tak??

    ?

    Pathan: Jab Tak Mobile ki Battery Khatam nahi ho jati...;-p:)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ka Mobile
    1 Chor Pathan ka Mobile le ker Bhag Gaya,

    Pathan Hansny Laga.

    Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?

    Pathan: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere Pass Hai...;-p:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ny University Me
    Pathan Ny University me Top kiya,,

    Media: Aap Agay kiya kerna Chahty hen??

    Pathan:

    Bachpan se Ek hi Khuwab hai k
    Hum Apna Tandoor Kholy Ga....:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Na'Umeed
    Ek Pathan ka Raat ko Cigarette peeny ko Dil Chaha,,

    Her Taraf Maachis Dhundi per kahin nahi mili,

    Aakhir Na-Umeed ho ker

    Mom'Batti bujha ker So Gaya..

    Be'Chara..;-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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