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5 Star Hotel



Pathan : Me ny 5 Star Hotel me 50 Rupy me

Pait Bhar k Khana Khaya..


Dost Herat Se ; Wo Kese??


Pathan : Yaar Bill to 7000 ka bana tha lekin Me ny

Paisay nahi diye.


Dost : Phir??


Pathan : Phir kiya, Hotel Walon ny Mujhy

Police k Hawaly ker diya Aur Me

Police walon ko 50 Rupy de ker Ghar Agaya....;-p :-D



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