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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Shampoo
    Pathan Shampoo Balon per lagany k baad apny Kandhon per bhi laga raha Tha..

    Bivi: Ye Kandhon per Q laga rahy ho??

    ?

    Pathan: Ye "Head & Shoulder" hai Jaahil Aurat...;-p:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mannat
    Pathan Mazar per "Bomb" rakhty huwe pakra gaya,

    Logon ny usay Bohat Mara aur phir pucha:
    "Batao aisa Q kiya??

    ?

    Pathan ko kuch Samajh na aya to Bola:

    "Hum ny Bomb Rakhny ki Mannat Mangi Thi"...;-p:-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Dinner
    Shadi me Ek Pathan bohat Dair Tak Khana Khata raha..

    Kisi ny Pucha: Kab Tak Khao gy??

    Pathan: O Yara, Hum to Khud Thak Gaya hai Magar

    Card per Likha Tha,

    ,

    ,

    ,

    DINNER:- 9 se 11 baje tak...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Beef Biryani
    Pathan Waiter se: Oye Khocha, Beef Biryani me beef kahan hai?

    Hotel ka Waiter: Khan Sahab, Gulab Jaman me Jaman hota hai kiya?

    Pathan: Ooye Yara Sorry..;-D


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan K Ander
    Pathan k Ander JIN chala gaya..

    3 Din k Baad Jin Khud Aalim k Paas gaya aur Bola:

    "Aalim Sahab, KHuda k liye Mujhy Bahar Nikalo,
    WarnaMe Naswar Kha Kha ker Mar Jaun ga"...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Qameez Ulti ker k Press kerna
    Pathan:
    Qameez Ulti ker k Press kerna.

    Bivi:
    Okay

    Pathan:
    Qameez Ulti ker k Press ki?

    Bivi:
    Me ny Bohat Koshish ki
    Magar Mujhy Ulti nahi Aai..;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Hafta Bazar Me Pathan
    Hafta Bazar me Pathan Awaz laga raha tha:

    "DOODH KA THELA,
    20 RUPAY ME
    20 RUPAY ME"

    Ek Aurat ny Paas ja ker dekha,
    Phir Wapas aa gai.

    Dusri Aurat ny Pucha: Kiya Huwa?

    Pehli wali Kehny Lagi: Kameena "Brazier" Bech Raha Hai..:-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • BMW
    Pathan : Hum ko Shadi per Susral se BMW mila hai.

    Dost : Lekin Me ny to Tumhary Ghar koi Car nahi Dekhi.

    Pathan : Oye Pagal,
    BMW ka Matlab hai,

    "Bohat Moti Wife"...:-(


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Jahaz Ki Seat
    Ek Pathan Jahaz me kisi Aur ki Seat per Beth gaya..!

    2nd Admi: Bhai Ye Seat Meri hai.

    Pathan: Me Pehly Betha hun, Nahi Uthun ga.

    Sab Logon ny Koshish ker li Magar Wo nahi Utha..

    Phir

    Qareeb Betha Karachi ka Larka Pathan k Kaan me Kuch Bola Aur Wo uth ker Apni Seat per Chala gaya..

    Air Hostess: Aap ny kiya kaha??
    ?

    Larka :
    Me ny Kaha Ye Seat Dubai nahi Lahore ja rahi hai,
    Dubai Wali Seat Dusri Hai...;-p :-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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