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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Shampoo
Pathan Shampoo Balon per lagany k baad apny Kandhon per bhi laga raha Tha..
Bivi: Ye Kandhon per Q laga rahy ho??
?
Pathan: Ye "Head & Shoulder" hai Jaahil Aurat...;-p:-)
By:
Haya Ali
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Mannat
Pathan Mazar per "Bomb" rakhty huwe pakra gaya,
Logon ny usay Bohat Mara aur phir pucha:
"Batao aisa Q kiya??
?
Pathan ko kuch Samajh na aya to Bola:
"Hum ny Bomb Rakhny ki Mannat Mangi Thi"...;-p:-D
By:
Haya Ali
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Dinner
Shadi me Ek Pathan bohat Dair Tak Khana Khata raha..
Kisi ny Pucha: Kab Tak Khao gy??
Pathan: O Yara, Hum to Khud Thak Gaya hai Magar
Card per Likha Tha,
,
,
,
DINNER:- 9 se 11 baje tak...:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Beef Biryani
Pathan Waiter se: Oye Khocha, Beef Biryani me beef kahan hai?
Hotel ka Waiter: Khan Sahab, Gulab Jaman me Jaman hota hai kiya?
Pathan: Ooye Yara Sorry..;-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Pathan K Ander
Pathan k Ander JIN chala gaya..
3 Din k Baad Jin Khud Aalim k Paas gaya aur Bola:
"Aalim Sahab, KHuda k liye Mujhy Bahar Nikalo,
WarnaMe Naswar Kha Kha ker Mar Jaun ga"...:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Hafta Bazar Me Pathan
Hafta Bazar me Pathan Awaz laga raha tha:
"DOODH KA THELA,
20 RUPAY ME
20 RUPAY ME"
Ek Aurat ny Paas ja ker dekha,
Phir Wapas aa gai.
Dusri Aurat ny Pucha: Kiya Huwa?
Pehli wali Kehny Lagi: Kameena "Brazier" Bech Raha Hai..:-D
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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BMW
Pathan : Hum ko Shadi per Susral se BMW mila hai.
Dost : Lekin Me ny to Tumhary Ghar koi Car nahi Dekhi.
Pathan : Oye Pagal,
BMW ka Matlab hai,
"Bohat Moti Wife"...:-(
By:
Haya Ali
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Jahaz Ki Seat
Ek Pathan Jahaz me kisi Aur ki Seat per Beth gaya..!
2nd Admi: Bhai Ye Seat Meri hai.
Pathan: Me Pehly Betha hun, Nahi Uthun ga.
Sab Logon ny Koshish ker li Magar Wo nahi Utha..
Phir
Qareeb Betha Karachi ka Larka Pathan k Kaan me Kuch Bola Aur Wo uth ker Apni Seat per Chala gaya..
Air Hostess: Aap ny kiya kaha??
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Larka :
Me ny Kaha Ye Seat Dubai nahi Lahore ja rahi hai,
Dubai Wali Seat Dusri Hai...;-p :-)
By:
Haya Ali
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