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Arrest Him



Poultry Forms ko Check kiya ja raha tha..

Dr: Tum Choozon ko kiya dety ho??

Pathan : Bajra

Dr : Wrong Food, Arrest Him.

Dr : Tum kiya dety ho??

2nd Pathan : Rice

Dr : Ghalat hai, Arrest Him.

Dr : Tum kiya Khilaty ho??

3rd Pathan Ghabra k Bola :

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Hum to Sary Choozon ko

5, 5 Rupy de deta hai,

Jo Marzi Kha Pee Len...;-p :-D



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