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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Murgha
Shadi ki Taqreeb me Pathan aur Punjabi ek sath Khany ki Table per bethy huwe thy..
Khana laya gaya, Chawal per Pura "Murgh' rakha huwa tha, aur Murgha Punjabi ki Taraf para huwa tha.
Pathan ny Dish ko Pher ker Murgha Apni Taraf ker liya..
Punjabi Bola " O Khan Sahab, Ye kiya ker diya??
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Pathan : O Kaafir ka Bacha, Murgh ka Taang "Qiblay" ki Taraf tha...:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Mood
Pathan to Boss : Sir, Aaj Hamara Mood Acha nahi hai,
Hum Aaj Office nahi aa sakta..
Boss : Jab Mera Mood Off hota hai to Me Apni Bivi ko Dekhta hun,
Jis se Mera Mood Theek ho jata hai,
Tum bhi Aisa hi kero..
2 Ghanty Baad Pathan : Boss Hamara Mood ab Acha hai,
Aapa Bivi to Waqai Ghazab ka hai...;-p :-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Khota
Ek Pathan ka Khota apni jaga se hil nahi raha tha..
Pathan ny us ko Goli maar di..
Dost : Q Mara??
Pathan : Zaat da Khota te Zid Imran Khan wali...;-)
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Horn
Pathan Bike per ja raha tha k 1 Larki ko Bike Maar di..
Larki : HORN nahi Maar sakty thy kiya??
?
Pathan : Puri Bike to Maar di,
Ab Horn Alag se Nikal ker Maarun kiya??..:-)
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Husnain Nawaz
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Jamat
Pathan : O Yara, Aaj Hum se Jummy ka Namaz Qaza ho gaya.
Dost Herani se : Wo Q??
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Pathan : Yara Jab Jamat Shuru hony laga to
Imam saib ny kaha k
Apna apna Mobile Phone band ker do,
Hamara Phone Ghar per tha,
Jab hum Phone Band ker k Aya to
Jamat Ho Chuka tha..:-p :-(
By:
Rabia Naz
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Pathan to DukaanWala
1 Pathan Dukaan Walay se :
Aur Janab, Kese Ho??
Dukaan Wala : Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye.
Pathan : Wo Hum Tum ko nahi de ga.
Dukan Wala : Magar Q ??
Pathan : O Khabees ka Bacha!
Dua Hamara Beti hai...:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Emotional
Ek Pathan Ek Larki ko Pasand kerta tha..
Bari Laraiyon aur Moushkilon k baad jab Pathan ki Shadi
Us ki Pasand se Ho gai to,
Rukhsati k Waqt Larki aur Us ki Maa
Galay lag ker Rony lagy..
Pathan bhi Unhen dekh ker Rony lag gaya Aur
Bohat Emotional ho ker Bola :
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"Gil Naz!
Hum sab kuch Bardasht ker sakta hai,
per Tumhari Aankhon me Aansu nahi.
Tum Apny Maa Baap k Sath Khush raho,
Hum Tumhen Talaq deta hai,
Talaq, Talaq, Talaq....:-(
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O Teri Khair,
Pathan to Pathan,
Us ki Mohabbat bhi Pathan..;-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Falsafa
Pathano k Naamo k Falsafy bhi Ajeeb hoty hen..
Agar Achi family me Paida huwa to
"Shahrukh Khan"
Jungle me huwa to
"Shair Khan"
Jaung me huwa to
"Kartoos Khan"
Germiyon me huwa to
"Sharbat Khan"
Choron k Ghar huwa to
"Wardat Khan"
Sahil Kinary huwa to
"Samandar Khan"
Garden me huwa to
"Gul Khan"
Abnormal huwa to
"Ajab Khan"
Ghussay wala huwa to
"Ghazab Khan"
Khofnak huwa to
"Hebat Khan"
Aur
Khany k Time Peda huwa to
"Daster Khan"...:-)
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Husnain Nawaz
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Sawal
Pathan : Kon Bany Ga Caror Pati me..
Amitabh : 90 se Pehly kiya aata hai??
90 Yani Nine Zero se Pehly??
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Pathan Kaafi dair sochny k baad Bola :
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Aaysha Manzil...;-0 :-D
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Husnain Nawaz
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Akhrot Ki Aulad
Pathan : Hum is Kamry me nahi rahy ga,
Hum ko Pagal samjha hai kiya?
Paisa Itna diya Aur Kamra Itna Chota sa..
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Waiter : Akhrot Ki Aulad,
Andar To Chal, Ye Lift Hai...;-p :-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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