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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Naswar
Ek Pathan Saudi Arab gaya,,
Wahan Naswar khaty huwe Police ny Pakar liya.
Police Wala bola :
...Haza
Qul..
...In Naswar
Min...Ashi
...In Adad...
..
Pathan Roty huwe Police Waly k Galy lag gaya
Aur Kaha :
Qasam se,
Hum ko Aaj Pata laga k
Naswar Khany ka Bhi Dua Hota Hai...;-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Last time
8, 9 Pathan Tash Khel rahy thy k Ploice ki Gari aa gai;
1 Pathan Bhaag ker Police ki Gari me Beth gaya.
Police Wala : Hum Tum Logon ko Pakarny aaye aur Tum Apny Aap Gari me Q Beth gaye?
?
Pathan :
Last Time Jab Hum Pakry gaye thy to
Mujhy Gari me Khary ho ker Jana Para Tha....:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Ghalti
Pathan F-16 land ker k bahir nikla aur Staff se kehny laga :
"Yara, Aaj Hum ny India k 2 Jahaz aur 3 Tank tabah ker diye hen"
.
.
Staff me se 1 Foji Bola : Very Good, Bas 1 Ghalti ho gai Aap se.
Pathan : Wo Kiya??
?
Foji :
"Aap ny Jahaz bhi India me hi Land ker diya hai"...:-p:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Toilet
Public Toilet me Likha tha,
"Duniya Chand pe Pohanch Gai Aur Yahin Betha Hai"
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Pathan ny Niche Likh Diya:
"Bas Dho k Ja Raha Hun, Wahan Paani Nahi Hai"...:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Mannat
Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah kiya??
Pathan : Hum ny Mannat manga tha wo pura ho gaya.
Sardar : Kis Baat ki Mannat.
Pathan : Hamara Murgi Gum huwa tha, Wo aaj Mil gaya hai..;-p:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Tabiyat
Pathan ki Tabiyat Kharab thi..
Dost : Chal Yaar, Doctor k Paas chalty hen..
Pathan : Phir kisi Din chalen gy,
Aaj Tabiyat Bohat Kharab hai..;-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Ye To Wohi Hai
1 Pathan Aaina dekh ker Sochny laga:
"Yara Is ko kahin dekha hai"
Thori Dair sochny k baad,,
Ooo Lakh di Lanat.!
Ye to Wohi hai Jo Us Din Mere Sath Baal Katwa raha tha...:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Khan Ki Mashooqa
Pathan : I Love U.
Larki : Tameez se Baat kero.
Pathan : "Bismillah HirRahman-ir-Raheem
With Due Respect I beg to say that
"I Love U"
Sadaq-Allahul-Azeem".
Larki : JazakAllah, I Love U Too..:-)
Wah Khan te Khan,
Khan ki Mashooqa v Khan...;-)
By:
Maha Abro
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