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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Naswar
    Ek Pathan Saudi Arab gaya,,

    Wahan Naswar khaty huwe Police ny Pakar liya.

    Police Wala bola :

    ...Haza
    Qul..
    ...In Naswar
    Min...Ashi
    ...In Adad...
    ..

    Pathan Roty huwe Police Waly k Galy lag gaya

    Aur Kaha :

    Qasam se,

    Hum ko Aaj Pata laga k

    Naswar Khany ka Bhi Dua Hota Hai...;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Last time
    8, 9 Pathan Tash Khel rahy thy k Ploice ki Gari aa gai;

    1 Pathan Bhaag ker Police ki Gari me Beth gaya.

    Police Wala : Hum Tum Logon ko Pakarny aaye aur Tum Apny Aap Gari me Q Beth gaye?

    ?

    Pathan :

    Last Time Jab Hum Pakry gaye thy to

    Mujhy Gari me Khary ho ker Jana Para Tha....:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ghalti
    Pathan F-16 land ker k bahir nikla aur Staff se kehny laga :

    "Yara, Aaj Hum ny India k 2 Jahaz aur 3 Tank tabah ker diye hen"

    .

    .

    Staff me se 1 Foji Bola : Very Good, Bas 1 Ghalti ho gai Aap se.

    Pathan : Wo Kiya??

    ?

    Foji :

    "Aap ny Jahaz bhi India me hi Land ker diya hai"...:-p:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Toilet
    Public Toilet me Likha tha,

    "Duniya Chand pe Pohanch Gai Aur Yahin Betha Hai"

    .

    Pathan ny Niche Likh Diya:

    "Bas Dho k Ja Raha Hun, Wahan Paani Nahi Hai"...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mannat
    Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah kiya??

    Pathan : Hum ny Mannat manga tha wo pura ho gaya.

    Sardar : Kis Baat ki Mannat.

    Pathan : Hamara Murgi Gum huwa tha, Wo aaj Mil gaya hai..;-p:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Haj Kerny gaya
    Ek Pathan Haj kerny gaya,

    Jab Wapas aya to Friends ny pucha k

    Shaitan ko Kankar Maary thy..??

    ?

    Pathan ny Kaha ; Nahi Yaar,

    Rush Bohat Ziyada tha,

    Gaaliyan de k Aa gaya...;-0 :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tabiyat
    Pathan ki Tabiyat Kharab thi..

    Dost : Chal Yaar, Doctor k Paas chalty hen..

    Pathan : Phir kisi Din chalen gy,

    Aaj Tabiyat Bohat Kharab hai..;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ye To Wohi Hai
    1 Pathan Aaina dekh ker Sochny laga:

    "Yara Is ko kahin dekha hai"

    Thori Dair sochny k baad,,


    Ooo Lakh di Lanat.!

    Ye to Wohi hai Jo Us Din Mere Sath Baal Katwa raha tha...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ki Modern Bivi
    Pathan ki Modern Wife ny Usay Office jaty Waqt Piyar se Kaha:

    See U In The Evening..:)

    .

    .

    Pathan : Me bhi Tujhy Dekh lunga Kameeni,

    Dhamki Apny Baap ko Dena...;-p :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Khan Ki Mashooqa
    Pathan : I Love U.

    Larki : Tameez se Baat kero.


    Pathan : "Bismillah HirRahman-ir-Raheem
    With Due Respect I beg to say that
    "I Love U"
    Sadaq-Allahul-Azeem".

    Larki : JazakAllah, I Love U Too..:-)

    Wah Khan te Khan,

    Khan ki Mashooqa v Khan...;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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