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Pathan : Hum ko Shadi per Susral se BMW mila hai.

Dost : Lekin Me ny to Tumhary Ghar koi Car nahi Dekhi.

Pathan : Oye Pagal,
BMW ka Matlab hai,

"Bohat Moti Wife"...:-(



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