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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Ek Pathan Toilet Me
    Ek Pathan Toilet me Betha Tha,
    Samny Likha Tha k
    Paani ka Ziyada se Ziyada Istemal karen.

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    Bas Phir Kiya Tha,

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    Pathan Bethy Bethy
    3 Lotay Pi Gaya..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Jahaz Jab Chalta Hai
    Sardar: Yaar Jahaaz Jab Chalta Hai to Us ka Gate Q Band Hota Hai?

    Pathan Kafi Dair Sochny k Baad:
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    .
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    Yaar Wo is Liye k koi
    Daal Mot Ya Naryal wala na Charh Jaye..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan ko Rozay Me
    Ek Pathan ko Razay me Bohat Piyaas Lagi hui Thi..

    Pass Betha Ek Aadmi Pani Pee raha tha,

    Pathan ny Asman ki Taraf Dekha Aur Bola:

    "YA Allah! Agar Is ko Hum ny
    Jannat me Dekha to
    Is Ka Khair Nahi"...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • NetWork Kharab Hai
    Pathan Ka Pait Kharab ho Gaya To Wo Doctor k Paas Gaya..

    Pathan: Doctor Sahab, Subha se NetWork Kharab Hai,
    Miss Call per Miss call arahi hai,
    Outgoing Bilkul Free Hai,
    Tarha Tarha ki Ring tones Baj rahi hen,
    Pait me Balance Bilkul Nahi Rehta ,
    Jitna Load Kerwao, Khatam ho jata hai.

    Doctor: Ye Dawaai Le Lo, Subha Tak Sim Band ho jaye Gi...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Us Ki Behan ki
    Wakeel: Jab Mulzim ny tum per Qatilana hamla kiya to
    Us Waqt tum ny Kiya Cheez uthai Hui thi??

    Pathan: Us Ki Behan ki Taangen...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhara Number Konsa hai
    Ek pathan Interview k Liye Gaya.

    Officer: Tum Kitny Behan bhai Ho?

    Pathan: 7

    Officer: Tumhara Number Konsa hai?

    Pathan: Zong Ka..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Neki Ka Kaam
    Teacher To Pathan: Tum ny Kabhi Koi Neki ka Kaam kiya Hai??

    Pathan: Ji Sir, Ek Baar Ek Admi Aaram se Apny Ghar Ja Raha Tha,
    Me ny Us k Pichay Kutta Chorr Diya,
    Wo Jaldi Ghar Pohach Gaya...:-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Kissed A Girl
    Pathan Saw A Beautiful Girl,
    He went a Kissed Her.

    Girl: Stupid, What R U Doing?

    Pathan: B.Com Final Year...;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Is Great
    "Class" Me Teacher ko Apny Pathan Student se Piyar Ho Gaya.

    Teacher ny Raat Ko Msg Kiya: "I Miss U"

    Pathan Student ny Kafi Dair sochny k baad Reply Kiya:
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    "I Shagird U"

    Hahaha
    Pathan Is Great...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Physics Ki Tareef
    Teacher: Physics ki Tareef Sunao?

    Pathan: Puri nahi Ati
    Akhir se Thori si Aati Hai.

    Teacher: Acha Chalo Wohi Sunao.

    Pathan: "Aur Isay Physics Kehty Hen"..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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