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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Kiya Aap Murghi Ho
    Pathan: Teacher Kiya Aap Murghi Ho??

    Teacher: Kiya Bakwas ker Rahy ho,
    Me Tumhen Kiya Murghi Nazar Ati Hun??


    Pathan: To Phir Aap Her Paper me Mujhy

    "ANDAY" Q Deti Hen...:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • White Cells
    Doctor: Aap k Father ki Body me White Cells Khatam ho gaye hen.

    Pathan Bahar Gaya aur Aa ker Bola:
    "Doctor Sahab,
    White to nahi Mily Ye 'Red Toshiba'
    k mily hen, Ye hi Daal do..

    Doctor: Akhrot k Bachay,
    Ye China ka Bhaloo nahi, Tera Baap Hai...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Chotay Qad Ki Larki
    Pathan ny Bohat Chotay Qad ki Larki se Shadi ki..

    Dost ny Pucha: Tum ny Aisa Q kiya??

    ?

    Pathan: Mere Dada ny Kaha Tha k
    Museebat Jitni Choti ho Utni Achi Hai..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Bhai Ko Maar raha tha
    1 Pathan Apny Bhai ko Maar Raha Tha..

    Logon ny Pucha k tum Isay Q Maar rahy Ho??

    ?

    Pathan: Hakeem g ny Kaha hai,
    ,
    ,
    Is ko Dawaai "Koot" k Deni Hai...:-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Qabz Ki Halat Me
    Pathan "Qabz" ki Halat me Public Toilet me Betha Tha,
    Sath Wale Toilet me
    Ek Shakhs ko Jullab Lagy Huwe Thy.

    Pathan ny Us Toilet
    se
    Pat Pat Pat
    Phrr Phrr Phrr
    Pirach Pirach
    Phur Phurrrr

    Ki Awaz Suni to
    Dukh Bhare Lehjy me Bola:

    "Hum Yahan 1 Muskurahat ko Taras Rahy hen,
    Aur
    Wahan Qehqahay pe Qehqahay
    Lag Rahy Hen"...;-p:D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Naani Amma
    1 Pathan Apni Bakri ko Bus me Bitha k le jana chahta tha..

    Conductor ny Bakri ko Sawar kerny se mana ker diya.

    Pathan Side per Gaya Aur Bakri ko Burqa Pehna kerle aya.

    Conductor: Ye Kiya Hai??

    Pathan: Ye Hamara Naani Amma Hai,
    Faalij ki Waja se Aisa ho gaya hai.

    Conductor ny Jany Diya..

    Kuch hi Dair Baad Bakri ny Bus me Mengnay ker di.

    Sath Betha Musafir Bola:
    "Khan Sahab,
    Aap ki Naani Amma ki TASBEEH Toot Gai Hai"...:-):D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bakri Ka Anda
    Pathan: Aaj Meri Bakri ny anda Diya Hai.

    Dost: Bakri Kab se Anda Dene Lagi??

    Pathan: O Yara, Hum ny Apni Murghi Ka Naam Bakri Rakha Hai..:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pehla Din - Funny Joke
    Pathan ka pehla din tha..

    Teacher: Quaid Azam kon hai?
    Pathan: Mujhe kiya pata Main Aaj hi aaya hun.


  By: RAJABILAL   Send To Mobile
  • Pehchan - Funny Joke
    Pathan Apni Maa se: Ammi Kiya Aap ny Mujhy Peda Hony se Pehly Kabhi Dekha tha??

    Maa: Nahi to, Lekin Q??

    Pathan(Masumiyat se): to Phir aap ny
    Mere Peda Hony k Baad Mujhy Pehchana Kese??

    Hahaha..:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Race - Latifa
    Pathan K Ghar Chor Aa gaya..

    Pathan ne dekha to Chor Bhaag gaya.

    Pathan Chor k peechy Bhagty Bhagty Aagay Nikal gaya.

    Pathan: Ek to Chori Uper se "RACE" lagata hai Hamary Sath...;-p:)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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