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Jahaz Ki Seat



Ek Pathan Jahaz me kisi Aur ki Seat per Beth gaya..!

2nd Admi: Bhai Ye Seat Meri hai.

Pathan: Me Pehly Betha hun, Nahi Uthun ga.

Sab Logon ny Koshish ker li Magar Wo nahi Utha..

Phir

Qareeb Betha Karachi ka Larka Pathan k Kaan me Kuch Bola Aur Wo uth ker Apni Seat per Chala gaya..

Air Hostess: Aap ny kiya kaha??
?

Larka :
Me ny Kaha Ye Seat Dubai nahi Lahore ja rahi hai,
Dubai Wali Seat Dusri Hai...;-p :-)



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