Jahaz Ki Seat
Ek Pathan Jahaz me kisi Aur ki Seat per Beth gaya..!
2nd Admi: Bhai Ye Seat Meri hai.
Pathan: Me Pehly Betha hun, Nahi Uthun ga.
Sab Logon ny Koshish ker li Magar Wo nahi Utha..
Phir
Qareeb Betha Karachi ka Larka Pathan k Kaan me Kuch Bola Aur Wo uth ker Apni Seat per Chala gaya..
Air Hostess: Aap ny kiya kaha??
?
Larka :
Me ny Kaha Ye Seat Dubai nahi Lahore ja rahi hai,
Dubai Wali Seat Dusri Hai...;-p :-)
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