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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Miss Call
    Pathan: Miss Aap ny Mujhy Call Ki Thi??

    Miss: Nahi To.

    Pathan: To Phir Mere Mobile me Q Likha Tha,
    ,
    ,

    "Miss Call"...;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Tajurba
    Pathan Job k liye Interview deny gaya..

    Boss: Tumhari Taleem Theek Hai lekin Hamen Kuch Salon ka Tajurba bhi Chahiye.
    .

    Pathan: Janab, Mujhy 3 Saalon Aur 2 Saliyon ka Tajurba Hai..:-):p

    Haha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Zong k Office Me
    Ek Pathan Zong k Office Ja Ker Larki Se Bola:
    "I Love U"

    Larki: Tumhari Himmat Kese Hui Ye Kehny Ki?

    Pathan Masumiyat Se: Janab Aap hi to Kehty ho,
    "Zong Per Aao Aur Sab Keh Do"...;-P


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Naam Kuttay K Bachay Ka Aa Gaya
    1 Pathan Ne Gali K Konay Pe Kachra Phenk Dya.

    Thorri Dair Baad Ghoom Phir Ker Gali Mein Aaya To,

    Muhalle Walay Apas Mein Larr Rahay Thay,

    K Kachra Kis Ne Phenka.

    1 Shakhs Nae Gusay Sae Kaha:

    Phainka Hoga Kisi Kuttay K Bachay Ne.

    Pathan Side Mein Ja K Hansa aur Kaha:

    Kachra Maine Phenka aur

    Naam Kuttay K Bachay Ka Aa Gaya.


  By: Shahnaz   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhe Pagal Samjha hai?
    1 Aadmi Bakriyan chara Raha Tha...


    Pathan: Ye Bakriyan kahan ley Ja rahey ho???

    Aadmi (Gussey Se): Inhain School Chhorny Ja raha hon.


    Pathan: Mujhe Pagal Samjha hai? Aaj tou Itwaar hai.


  By: Shahnaz   Send To Mobile
  • Jootay se Maar do
    Sardar: Aisa kya karain ke Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye owr Laathi bhi na Tootey???


    Pathan: Jootay se Maar do. :-)


  By: Shahnaz   Send To Mobile
  • Hum Hostel Mai Rehta Hai
    Teacher to Pathan: Tum Home-work kar kay kyon nahi laye ho???




    Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai. :P


  By: Shahnaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Class Me Hans Raha Tha
    Pathan Class me Hans Raha Tha.

    Larki: Stand Up, Kon Ho Tum?

    Pathan: Tum Kon Ho?

    Larki: Me Monitor Hun.

    Pathan: Hahaha, Chal Nikal,
    Tera Zamana Khatam,
    Ab LCD Agai Hai...;-p:)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ny Sary Doston Ko
    Ek Pathan CNG Statoin Gaya,
    Wahan Likha Tha, "Yahan Mobile Phone Istemal Kerna Mana Hai".

    Pathan Ny Sary Doston ko Phone Ker k Kaha:

    "Mujhy Phone Na Kerna Me CNG Station me Hun"..;-p:)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Samosa Khol ker
    Pathan Samosa Khol ker Aalu Nikal ker Kha raha Tha..

    Dost: Khan Sahab, Ye kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    ?

    Pathan: O Yara, Doctor ny Bahar ki Cheezen Khany se Mana Kiya hai..:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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