Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Beef Biryani



Pathan Waiter se: Oye Khocha, Beef Biryani me beef kahan hai?

Hotel ka Waiter: Khan Sahab, Gulab Jaman me Jaman hota hai kiya?

Pathan: Ooye Yara Sorry..;-D



Send To Mobile  

<<< Read Previous | Read Next >>>



Submit Your Comments:



Related SMS to "Beef Biryani"

  1. Pathan K Ander  By: Naghma Khan
    Pathan k Ander JIN chala gaya.. 3 Din k Baad Jin Khud Aalim k Paas gaya aur Bola: "Aalim Sahab, KH...

  2. Qameez Ulti ker k Press kerna  By: Naila Soomro
    Pathan: Qameez Ulti ker k Press kerna. Bivi: Okay Pathan: Qameez Ulti ker k Press ki? Bivi: Me ...

  3. Hafta Bazar Me Pathan  By: Husnain Nawaz
    Hafta Bazar me Pathan Awaz laga raha tha: "DOODH KA THELA, 20 RUPAY ME 20 RUPAY ME" Ek Aurat ny Pa...

  4. BMW  By: Haya Ali
    Pathan : Hum ko Shadi per Susral se BMW mila hai. Dost : Lekin Me ny to Tumhary Ghar koi Car nahi D...

  5. Jahaz Ki Seat  By: Haya Ali
    Ek Pathan Jahaz me kisi Aur ki Seat per Beth gaya..! 2nd Admi: Bhai Ye Seat Meri hai. Pathan: Me P...

  6. Shalwar Ka Naray Ko English Me Kiya Kehty hen  By: Naghma Khan
    Teacher : Shalwar k Naray ko English me kiya kehty hen?? ? Student : P.H.D Teacher : Is ka kiya M...

  7. Naswar  By: Naghma Khan
    Ek Pathan Saudi Arab gaya,, Wahan Naswar khaty huwe Police ny Pakar liya. Police Wala bola : ......

  8. Last time  By: Raheel Ahmed
    8, 9 Pathan Tash Khel rahy thy k Ploice ki Gari aa gai; 1 Pathan Bhaag ker Police ki Gari me Beth g...

  9. Ghalti  By: Rabia Naz
    Pathan F-16 land ker k bahir nikla aur Staff se kehny laga : "Yara, Aaj Hum ny India k 2 Jahaz aur ...

  10. Toilet  By: Maha Abro
    Public Toilet me Likha tha, "Duniya Chand pe Pohanch Gai Aur Yahin Betha Hai" . Pathan ny Niche L...

  11. Mannat  By: Naghma Khan
    Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah kiya?? Pathan : Hum ny Mannat manga tha wo pura ho gaya. Sardar : Kis Ba...

  12. Pathan Haj Kerny gaya  By: Naghma Khan
    Ek Pathan Haj kerny gaya, Jab Wapas aya to Friends ny pucha k Shaitan ko Kankar Maary thy..?? ? ...

  13. Tabiyat  By: Maha Abro
    Pathan ki Tabiyat Kharab thi.. Dost : Chal Yaar, Doctor k Paas chalty hen.. Pathan : Phir kisi Din...

  14. Ye To Wohi Hai  By: Naghma Khan
    1 Pathan Aaina dekh ker Sochny laga: "Yara Is ko kahin dekha hai" Thori Dair sochny k baad,, Ooo...

  15. Pathan Ki Modern Bivi  By: Naghma Khan
    Pathan ki Modern Wife ny Usay Office jaty Waqt Piyar se Kaha: See U In The Evening..:) . . Patha...