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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Dost Ko Letter
    Sardar ji: Oye Jab Tumhare paas
    Mobile hai to phir Tum
    Apny Dost Ko Letter Q Likh Rahy Ho..?
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    Pathan: Oye Yara, Hum ne
    Usay Phone kiya tha, par usne kaha,
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    "Plz Try Later" :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistani Kahawat
    ** Pakistani Kahawat **

    Aurat Ka Make Up

    Aur

    Pathan Ki Naswaar

    Khatam ho Jaye To

    Dono

    Pagal Ho Jaty Hen.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki
    Pathan Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Doctor K Pass Gai..
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    Doctor Bola: "Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai.”
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    Biwi: "O Khana Kharab,
    Doctor Sahab Ek Phone Kar Loon.?”
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    Doctor: Kyun.?
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    Biwi: "Unko Batana Hai Ke
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    Potty Unke Tiffin Me Chali Gai Hai." ;-) :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Malang
    .* Pashto *.
    Malang sary yam badshahi pa las ke ma rakawi,,
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    Hase na tool jahan logay da yar da stargo karma..!!


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Buri Khabar
    Pathan Doctor: Mere Paas Aap K Liye Ek Achi Aur Dusri Buri Khabar Hai,
    Pehly Konsi Sunaun.??

    Patient: Janab Pehly Achi Khabar Sunaen..

    Pathan Doctor: Yara, Tum Sirf 24 Ghantay Zinda Reh Rakty Ho.

    Patient: Kiyaa? Is Se Ziyada Buri Khabar Konsi Ho Sakti Hai.

    Pathan Doctor: Ye Kal Ki Khabar Hai Jo Hum Aap Ko Batana Bhool Gaya Tha.. ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Boyfriend Nhi Tha
    Sardar: Oye Yaar Tu ne
    Apni Engagement Q Tod Di.?
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    Pathan: O Yara Us Ka Koi
    Boyfriend Nhi Tha....
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    Sardar: To Phir..?
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    Pathan: To Hum Ny Socha K
    Jo Larki Aaj Tak Kisi Ka Na Hua
    Wo Hamara Kya Hoga.. :-p :-D

    Haahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan aur Ek Sardar
    Ek Pathan aur Ek Sardar ka Interview tha..
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    PATHAN se:
    Q: Taleem?
    Ans: B.A
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    Q: Pakistan kab bna?
    Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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    Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hy?
    Ans: Bohat aye gaye lekn ab Nawaz Sharif..
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    SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne Teeno Ans Yaad kr lie..
    1- B.A,
    2- 1947,
    3- Nawaz Sharif
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    Ab SARDAR se.
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    Q: Naam?
    Ans: B.A
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    Q: Kab Paida huwe?
    Ans: Koshish bohot pehly jari thi per 1947
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    Q: Baap ka Naam?
    Ans: Wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin Ab Nawaz Sharif hai. ;-)

    Hahahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan Sharab Pi Ker
    Ek Pathan Sharab Pi Ker Rail Ki Patri Per Bhagny Laga..

    Dost: Abay Mat Ja, Marna Hai Kiya??

    Pathan: Hatt Jao Raasty Se,
    ,
    Aaj Hum "SUBWAY SURFER" Khely Ga.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Chappal Kisi Ny Chura Li
    Dost: Yaar Aaj Me Jumma Perhny Masjid Gaya To
    Meri Chappal Kisi Ny Chura Li..

    Pathan: O Yara Tum Bhi Hamari Tarha Kiya Kero.

    Dost: Tum Kiya Kerty Ho>>

    Pathan: Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Jata Hai,
    Magar Wapsi Me Chappal Pehan Ker Aata Hai
    Ta Ke Koi Ye Na Samjhy K Hum Nangay Paaun Masjid Aaya Tha.. ;-)

    Hahahaa


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Mehman
    Pathan: Beta Guest Room Me 2 Bister Q Lagaye??

    Beta: Baba Ghar Per 2 Mehman Aaenge.

    Pathan: Kon??

    Beta: Ek Ammi Ka Bhai Aur Dusra Mera Mamu.

    Pathan: Oh Khudaya Hum Bhool Gaya,
    Hamara Bhi To Sala Araha Hai,
    Chal Ek Bister Aur Laga Le.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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