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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Larki ATM pe Pathan Se
Larki ATM pe Pathan Se:
Bhai Mujhe Apna Balance
Check krna hai,
Aap Meri Help kr do Plz..
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Pathan Ny Usey Ek Laat Maari To
Ladki Gir Gai..
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Pathan Bola:
Behan Aapka Balance to Bohat Kharab Hai,
Doctor Ko Check Kerao.. ;-) :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Not Allowed
Pathan: Kal Hum 18 Log Movie Dekhny Gaye.
Bohat Maza Aya.
Sardar: Tum Itny Sary Log Q Gaye?
Koi Pareshani To Nahi Hui??
Pathan: Haan Yara, 18 Logon Ko
Le Jany Me Thori Pareshani To Hui,
5 Aadmi To Ja Bhi Nahi Rahy Thy,
Un ko Hum Zabardasti Le Ker Gaya..
Sardar: Zabardasti Q.??
Pathan: QK Cinema K Bahar Likha Tha,
"Below 18 Was Not Allowed.." ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Asad
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Kuch Toofani Ho Jaye
Sardar: Oye Yaar Tu Kiya Soch Raha Hai?
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Pathan: Hum Aaj Kuch Toofani Karny Ka Soch Raha Hai.
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Sardar: Kya Karega?
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Pathan: Ufone Tower Pe CHad Ke Potty.. ;-)
Hahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Tum Kese Paida huwe
Sardar: Tum Kese Paida huwe?
Pathan: Hospital me aur Tum.?
Sardar: Jungle me.
Pathan: Wo kese.?
Sardar: Meri Pregnant Maa ko
2 Daaku jungle le gye aur kaha,
"JO KUCH HAI NIKAL Do.."
Bas Phir Me Ho Gaya.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Kala Bacha
Ek Pathan K Ghar Kala Bacha Peda Hua,,
Pathan Ghusse Me Bola:
Ye Kese Ho Gaya??
Bivi Boli:
"Gul Khan, Tum Bhi Garam Tha,
Hum Bhi Garam Tha,
Is Waja Se Bacha Jal Gaya.. ;-p :-D
Hahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Imagination
Interviewer: Just imagine,
You are in 8th floor,
It caught fire, How will you escape?
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Pathan: Its Very Simple,
I will stop My Imagination.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Car painting
Pathan: Yara, Teri car purani dikh rahi hai,
Ise painting karwado.
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Sardar: Me bhi yehi soch raha tha.
Pathan: Chal paas me ek Furnishing shop hai, wahan le chal.
Sardar: P?agal ho gaya hai kya,
furnishing shop me Car painting kon karega.
Pathan: Karega na.
Sardar: Kon??
Pathan: Carpenter.. ;-)
Hahahahah.. :-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Kiya Hum Jawan Ho Gaya Hai
Pathan: O Doctor Saab Ji,
Dil K Operation K Baad Humara Nachny Aur Gaany Ko Dil Kerta Hai,
Kiya Hum Jawan Ho Gaya Hai..??
Doctor: Nahi Paglay,
Tumhen Jo Dil Lagaya Gaya Hai,
Wo Khusray Ka Hai.. :-D :-)
Hahahha
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Maha Abro
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Sir Nahi Susar
Teachr:
Agar sache Dil se GOD se Dua ki jaye to wo puri hoti hai.
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Pathan: Rahne do Sir Ji,
Agar aisa hota to Aaj Aap Hamara Sir nahi
Balke Susar hota. :-)
Haahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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