Buri Khabar
Pathan Doctor: Mere Paas Aap K Liye Ek Achi Aur Dusri Buri Khabar Hai,
Pehly Konsi Sunaun.??
Patient: Janab Pehly Achi Khabar Sunaen..
Pathan Doctor: Yara, Tum Sirf 24 Ghantay Zinda Reh Rakty Ho.
Patient: Kiyaa? Is Se Ziyada Buri Khabar Konsi Ho Sakti Hai.
Pathan Doctor: Ye Kal Ki Khabar Hai Jo Hum Aap Ko Batana Bhool Gaya Tha.. ;-)
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