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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • English Teacher
    English Teacher: Write 10 lines Note on
    "MY BEST FRIEND"..
    .
    After Few Minutes,
    A Pathan Boy Stands Up:
    Miss, Hum Ko "CHOOTIYE" ki English Batao.??

    Hahahha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Biwi ka Qatil
    Teacher Pathan Se:
    Qatil kise kehty hen?
    .
    Pathan:
    Hum Ko Nahi Pata..?
    .
    Teacher:
    Agar Tum Apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do
    to Tum kya Kehlao gy..??
    .
    Pathan:
    O Khocha, Phir To Hum "ZARDARI" Kehlaye Ga.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan v/s Sardar
    Sardar: Teri Maa Uske Oopar Soti he na?
    Pathan: Kya.??
    Sardar: Arey Bistar par Yaar.
    .
    .
    Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha, Teri Maa
    Sabka leti he to Tere Papa ka Q Nahi leti he.?
    ?
    Sardar: Kya.??
    Pathan: Arey Yara NAAM Aur Kiya.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan 2 Sardar
    Pathan 2 Sardar:
    Tujhe Apna Computer Bara krna hai?
    .
    Sardar: Haan yaar..
    .
    Pathan: To Computer me se
    Windows Nikal k Derwaza lagwa le.. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Underwear Kharidny Gaya
    Pathan Underwear Kharidny Gaya..
    Ek Pasand Ker K Us Ki Qeemat Puchi:
    Ye Kitny Ka Hai?
    .
    Shopkeeper: Rs 500
    .
    Pathan: Yara Hum Ko Roz Pehnny Wala Dikhao,
    Party Me Pehanny Wala Nahi Chahiye.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Dheere Dheere
    Pathan Dheere Dheere Kuch Likh rha tha. .

    Dost: Ye Dheere Tu kya likh rahe ho.?

    Pathan: O Yara Hum Apny
    7 Saal k Bete k liye Lettr likh raha hun,
    Usko Tez-Tez Parhna Nahi Aata.. ;-)

    Hahhhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apna Sir Pani me
    Pathan Apna Sir Pani me
    Dibo-Dido kar dekh raha tha..
    .
    Dost: Kya kar rahe ho.??

    Pathan: Yara Dimagh Chalta hi nahi hai,
    Dekh raha hun k kahin Puncture to nahi ho gaya hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan Barf ka Tukda
    Ek Pathan Barf ka Tukda
    Hath me le kar Ghor se dekh raha tha..

    Kisi ne Puchha kya kar rahe ho?

    Pathan bola:
    Dekh raha hun Ye Sala Leak kahan se ho raha hai.. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Dialed a Phone
    Pathan Dialed a Phone no.
    .
    A Computerized Female voice said:
    Aapke Paas Balance Nakafi hai..
    .
    Pathan:
    Bas Jaaneman,,
    Tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Mera Kutta kho gaya
    Pathan: Yara Mera Kutta kho gaya hai,
    Main kya karun?
    ?
    Sardar: Abey Tu Paper me Q nahi de deta k
    Tera Kutta kho gaya.?
    .
    Pathan: O Pagal Ka Bacha Chup kar,
    Mera Kutta Parha Likha Nahi hai. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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