Ek Pathan aur Ek Sardar
Ek Pathan aur Ek Sardar ka Interview tha..
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PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans: B.A
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Q: Pakistan kab bna?
Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hy?
Ans: Bohat aye gaye lekn ab Nawaz Sharif..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne Teeno Ans Yaad kr lie..
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Nawaz Sharif
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Ab SARDAR se.
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Q: Naam?
Ans: B.A
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Q: Kab Paida huwe?
Ans: Koshish bohot pehly jari thi per 1947
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Q: Baap ka Naam?
Ans: Wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin Ab Nawaz Sharif hai. ;-)
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