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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Wife Kab milegi
Pathan: "Berth bhi Yehi Hai,
Chaar Station bhi Guzar gaye..
Magar
Wife Kab milegi TT Saab..??
.
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TT: "Khan Saab Wife nahi,
Train me Wi-Fi dene ko kaha gya hai.." :-D
Hahahha
By:
Asad
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Pathan Always Rocks
Sardar to Pathan:
"Pankhay ka kya kaam hai?"
Pathan: Hawa dena.
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Sardar: Nahi Pankhay ka kaam chalna hai.
Hawa insan b deta hai.
Acha yeh btao A.C ka kya kaam hai?
Pathan: Chalna.
.
Sardar: Nahi A.c ka kaam hai Thanda krna.
Chalta to Pankha b hai.
Acha Khan ye batao Fridge ka kya kaam hai?
.
Pathan: Thanda krna.
Sardar: Nahi Fridge ka kaam
hai Barf jamana, Thanda to A.c b krta hai.
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Pathan Shadeed Ghusse se:
Acha Yara Ab Tum Batao Bhains ka kya kaam hai?
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Sardar: Doodh dena.
Pathan: Ghalat. Bhains ka kaam hai Ghaas khana,
Doodh to Tera Biwi b deta hai. :-)
Hahahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Aap B Kuch Khilao
Fakeer: Aap k Parosi Ne
Pet Bhar K Khana Khilaya
Hai Aap B Kuch Khilao ?
Pathan: Hum Tum Ko Wo Cheez Dega K Tum Khush Ho Jaye Ga.
Fakeer Khushi Se: Kiya ?
Pathan: Ye Lo Hajmola.
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Pehchaan
Pathan ne 1 Raah Chalti Ajnabi Ladki se kaha:
"Aapne Pehchana Mujhey?"
.
Ladki: Nahi Aap kon ho..?
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Pathan: Hum Wohi hai Jisko
Aapne Parson bhi Nahi Pehchana Tha... ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Free Msg
Gul Bano Sent A Msg to Her Husband:
"Ghar kab aa rahe ho, Msg kerke Batao."
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Pathan Reply A Msg to her:
"Nahi Bata sakta, Msg Free Nahi Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Jana Kithay Hai
Pathan: Express Train kitne baje Aata hai?
T.T: 1 Baje.
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Pathan: Local.
T.T: 9 Baje.
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Pathan: Aur Maal Gaadi.
T.T: 12 Baje, Abe Tujhe Jana Kithay Hai?
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Pathan: Patri pe Potty karne.. ;-) :-D
Hahahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Style Of Proposing
Pathan: I Love you”
.
Larki: Tameez sy bat kro”
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Pathan:
“Bismillah HirRahman NirRaheem
With due respect I beg to say that
“I Love u”
Sada-Qalla-hul-Azeem.
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Larki: Jazak Allah "I love you too"
.
Wah Pathan Wah
Kiya Style Hai Proposing Ka.. :-)
Hahahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Naraz Ho To Kehna
Teacher:
"Dil Ko Bara Rakho,
Dimagh Ko Dhanda Rakho,
Aawaz Ko Meethi Rakho Aur
Phir Koi Naraz Ho To Kehna.."
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Pathan:
Sir Ji, Agar Phir Bhi Koi Naraz Ho Jaye To
Us Khana Kharab Ka Bachay Ko Kiya Kiya Kehna Hai..? ;-p :-D
Hahahhaa
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Blast
Sardar To Pathan:
Raat Ko Mobile Charging Me Q laga rahe ho,
Blast Ho Jayega..
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Pathan: O Yara Tum Tension na lo,
Hum Ny Battery Nikal Di Hai.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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