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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Urine Test Aur Samosa
Doctor To Pathan: Kal Hum Aap Ka Urine Test Karenge,
Aap Is Bottle Me Urine Le Ker Ana.
Pathan: Yara Tum Khud Test Karega Ya Kisi Aur Se Kerwaye Ga??
Doctor: Me Khud Test Kerunga.
Pathan Agle Din Urine K Sath SAMOSA Bhi Le Ker Gaya.
Doctor Herani Se: Urine To Theek Hai Magar Samosa Kis Liye??
Pathan: Urine Test Ker K Samosa Kha Lena,
Mun Ka Zaiqa Acha Ho Jaye Ga.. ;-)
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Pathan Aur Driver
Pathan Ny Bhagtay Huwe Bus Pakri Aur Driver Se Kaha:
"Ye Bus Teri Maa Ha.??"
Driver: Nahi..
Pathan: "Teri Behan Hai..??"
Driver: Nahi..
Pathan: To Phir Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
Tum Hum Ko Is Per Charhny Q Nahi De Raha Tha.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Asad
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Pathan Kapray Ka Thaan Aasman
Ek Pathan Kapray Ka Thaan Aasman Ki Taraf Phenk Raha Tha..
Bivi:
Khan Saab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
Pathan:
Kal Molvi Saab Bol Rahy Thy K
Joray Aasmano Per Banty Hen,
Hum Bhi Apna EID Ka Jora Silwaye Ga Aur
Tum Apna Bhi De Do... ;-) :-D
Hahahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Sachha Piyar
Sardar: What Is Love??
Pathan: Jab GF Paade Aur
Tumko Uski Badboo Bhi
Gulab Ki Khushbu Ki Tarha Lagy
To Samajh Lena K
.
.
.
Tum Ko Sachha Piyar Ho Gaya Hai.. ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Haya Ali
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Kal Imran Khan Apni
Teacher: Kiya Tum Ny Geography Yaad Ker Liya Hai.??
Pathan: Nahi Sir
Teacher: Nalaaik Q Yaad Nahi Kiya??
Pathan: Sir Kal Imran Khan Apni
Taqreer Me Keh Raha Tha K Hum
Bohat Jald Pakistan Ka Naqsha Badal Dengy.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Kaam Kesa Chal Raha Hai
Sardar: Tum Aaj Kal Kiya Kaam Ker Rahy Ho??
Pathan: Hum "Furniture" Ka Kaam Ker Raha Hai.
Sardar: Kaam Kesa Chal Raha Hai??
Pathan: Kuch Khaas Nahi,
Ghar Ka Furniture Bech Ker Kaam Chala Raha Hun.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Pathan ATM Se Paise Nikal
Pathan ATM Se Paise Nikal Raha Tha..
Us Ny Peechay Mur Ker Dekha To Ek Sardar Hans Raha Tha..
Pathan: Q Hans Rahy Ho??
Sardar: Me Ny Tera Password Dekh Liya Hai..
Pathan: Kiya Hai.??
Sardar: ****
Pathan: Ghalat, Mera Password 3216 Hai.. ;-)
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Pathan Apni Bivi K Sath
Pathan Apni Bivi K Sath Ja Raha Tha,,
Ek Larky Ny Aankh Maari..
Pathan: Tumhen Sharam Nahi Aati
Mujhy Aankh Maarty Ho?
Larka: Tumhen Nahi Tumhari Bivi Ko Maari Hai.
Pathan: Sorry Yaar, Hum Ny Tum Ko Ghalat Samjha.. ;-)
Hahhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Chashma Laga Ker
Pathan: Doctor Saab, Chashma Laga Ker Hum
Akhbaar Parh Saky Ga.??
Doctor: Haan Bilkul.
Pathan: Shuker Hai Khudaya,
Warna UnParh Ki Bhi Koi Zindgi Hoti Hai.. ;-)
Hahhahaha
By:
Asad
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