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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Baap Ka Doodh
    2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui..

    1st Pathan:
    Agar Tu Ny Apny Baap Ka
    Doodh Piya hai To Mujhy
    Maar Ker Dikha..

    2nd Pathan: Oye Khochaa,
    Baap ka Doodh Nahi Hota Hai..

    1st Pathan: Hota Hai..
    Hum Ny Kal Dukan Per Ja Ker
    Milk Pak Ka Dabba Uthaya To
    Dukandaar Ny Kaha,
    "Wapas Rakh, Tere Baap Ka Doodh Hai.??" ;-p :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • School Mat Aana
    Teacher: Tum Kal School Q Nahi Aaye Thy??

    Pathan: Sir Ji, Aap Ny Hi To Kaha Tha K

    Agar Sabak Yaad Na Kiya To School Mat Aana.. :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Kisaan k Paas
    Sardar: Jab Insan ko
    Koi Problem ho to Usay
    Kiske Paas Jana chahiye.?
    .
    Pathan: Kisaan k Paas
    .
    Sardar: Wo Kyu..?
    .
    Pathan: QK Kisaan k Paas
    "HAL" Hota Hai.. :-)

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Himami & Sunami
    Teacher:
    What Is A Difference b/w HIMAMI & SUNAMI.

    Pathan: Sir HIMAMI Is A Face Wash,,

    &
    SUNAMI Is A "Total Wash" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • PSL Final Match
    2 Teams Jo Shakal Aur Naam Se Pathan Hen(Pishawar & Queta),

    Kal Un Ka Lahore Me PSL Final Hua

    Aur Mazy Ki Baat Jo Log
    Pathano Ko Chokeedar Kehty Hen(Punjabi),
    ,
    ,
    Wohi (Punjab Police) Kal Pathano Ki Chokeedari Ker Rahy Thy..:-D :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ka Dost Mar Gaya
    Pathan Ka Dost Mar Gaya..

    Wo Us K Ghar Gaya Aur
    Pucha:
    "Body Aa Gai Kiya??"
    .
    Usi Waqt Ambulance Body Le Ker Aagai.
    .
    Pathan Khushi Se Bola:
    "MaShaAllah, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.." :-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bachpan Ka Ghussa
    Ek Admi Ny Pathan Se Pucha:
    Khan Saab, Log Pathano Per
    Itny Msg Q Banaty Hen.??
    .
    .
    Khan Saab Ny Muskuraty Huwa Kaha:
    Ye Wo Log Hen Jo
    Bachpan Ka Ghussa Ab Utaar Rahy Hen.. :-D
    .
    .
    Jo Samjha Wo Like Kare
    Aur Jo Na Samjha Wo Ja Ker POGO Dekhy.. :-)

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Tournament Kise Kehty Hen
    Pathan: Tournament Kise Kehty Hen.??

    Sardar: Ledies Jo Jhumky(Zewar) Pehanti Hen Usay Kiya Kehty Hen??

    Pathan Herat Se: Kiya Usay Tournament Kehty Hen??

    Sardar: Nahi Pagly Usay To
    "Ornament" Kehty Hen..
    Ek Jhumka Ornament Kehlaye Ga To
    Do Jhumkon Ko "Two Ornament"
    Yani
    Tournament Kehty Hen.. ;-p :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Happy Machar Season
    Machron K Naam Ek Pathan Ka Peghaam..:

    "O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Himmat Hai To Samny Aa K
    Kaat K Dikhao,,,
    .
    Agar Hamary Kaan K Gird
    Gol Gol Ghumay Ga To Hum
    Tum Ko Shoot Ker Dega.." :-D

    Happy Machar Season.. :-)
    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Can Prove Anything
    Teacher: Ek Tota Haathi K Uper Betha Aur
    Haathi Mar Gaya..
    Prove How is This Possible.??
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Pathan:
    Pehly Haathi Ka Naam Tota Rakho Aur
    Totay Ka Naam Hathi,,
    ,
    Then This Is Possible.. ;-) ;-p

    Pathan Can Prove Anything :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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