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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan Ka School Me
    Pathan Ka School Me Pehla Din THa..

    Teacher: What is a Noun?

    Pathan: Master Saab, Arz kiya hai..

    "Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Me King.

    Noun Is The Name Of Any Person, Place or Thing.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tareeka
    Miss: Batao Wo Kon Sa Tareeka Hai
    Jis Se Sawal Jaldi Hal Ho Jata Hai.??


    Pathan: Miss Naqal Ker K.. :-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Bhi Le Ja Yaar
    Pathan: Murree Ja Raha Hun,
    Rasty Me Bivi Ko Khaai Me Gira Dunga.

    Sardar: Phir To Tu Meri Bhi Le Ja Yaar..
    Usay Bhi Gira Dena.

    Pathan: Yara Agar Tum Bura Na Many To
    Usay Wapsi Me Gira Dun..?? :-) :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan K Ghar Pehla Bacha Peda Hua
    Pathan K Ghar Pehla Bacha Peda Hua..

    Bivi: Molvi Ko Bula Lao Bachay K Kaan Me Azan Deni Hai.

    Pathan Ny Socha K Molvi Azan Dega To
    Usay 100, 200 Rupay Bhi Dena Parengy.

    Us Ny Bivi Se Kaha:
    Azan Hum Khud Dega.

    Bivi: Theek Hai Aap Hi De Do.

    Pathan Ny Bachay K Kaan Me Kaha:
    "Kukdooon Kooon" :-D

    Hahahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Ki Pehli Raat
    Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pathan Ny
    Apni Bivi Ko Gulab Ka Phool Diya..

    Bivi: Khan Saab' Hum Ko Ye Nai Chahiye,
    Koi Sonay Ki Cheez Do..

    Phir Pathan Ny Usay
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    "Neend Ki Goli" De Di.. :-)

    Hhahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Airplane
    Ek Pathan apne Ghar ki chhat se
    Aeroplane ko Udte hue dekh kr Patthar marne laga.
    Uske Dost ne pucha k

    O Lala Q Hawai-jahaz ko Patthar Maar rahe ho??

    Pathan: O Yara ye Sham ko Hamari Gul Bano per lighten Marta hai..


    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA :-D


  By: Adeel   Send To Mobile
  • Suraj Nikla Hai Kiya
    Pathan: Yara Bahar Dekh Ker Aao,
    Suraj Nikla Hai Kiya.??

    Sardar: Pata Nahi Yaar,
    Bahar To Andhera Hai..

    Pathan: To Torch Le Ker Jao Na
    Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Kaamchor.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Famous Pakistanis
    History Teacher:
    Name some Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled Against the British.?
    .
    .
    Pathan: "Imran Khan, Javed Miandad,
    Saeed Anwar, Shahid Afridi Etc.." :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • How Long
    Pathan's Interview For
    New Job..
    .
    Interviewer: What Did
    U Do B4 ..

    Pathan: I Was In Army.

    Interviewer: How Long
    Were U In Army..

    Pathan: 5 Foot 10 Inch :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Se Behter
    Pathan's Girlfriend: Ab Tum Mujh Se Milny Ki Koshish Mat Kerna,
    Mujhy Tum Se Behter Larka Mil Gaya Hai..
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    .
    Pathan Roty Huwe:
    Ye Tum Kiya Bol Rahi Ho? Ye Kya hua?
    Kese hua? Kab hua? Kyun hua?
    Kitni baar hua? Kahan Kahan hua?
    Chalo jo ho gaya so ho gaya..!
    .
    Shuker Hai Hum Ny Pehly Se Tayyari Ker Rakhi Thi..
    Hum Tumhari Padosan Se Mila Tha,
    Wo Tum Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hai.. :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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